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« Reply #405 on: January 26, 2011, 11:41:13 PM »

yeah she was asking for it
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« Reply #406 on: January 27, 2011, 05:38:03 PM »

So she wasn't down to fuck then? Then why wear the shirt.


It's like Thrun wearing a shirt which states "I won't suck your cock". But since he does, what the fuck is the point of the shirt?
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« Reply #407 on: January 27, 2011, 07:43:44 PM »






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« Reply #408 on: January 27, 2011, 07:47:03 PM »

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« Reply #409 on: January 27, 2011, 07:50:00 PM »



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« Reply #410 on: January 27, 2011, 08:05:32 PM »

So if I got this right a guy with a:


Matching gas tank

was

Blaming an angry bear

for

ducking the bill for peanut spread.
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« Reply #411 on: January 31, 2011, 07:45:23 PM »

You almost got it, that's a recipe for peanut butter. You throw a burning can of gasoline at a bear, which makes him shit out a platypus which is so startled it ejaculates peanut butter.
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« Reply #412 on: January 31, 2011, 09:21:05 PM »

ROFL @ Rando.  Well played, good sir.
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« Reply #413 on: January 31, 2011, 11:16:10 PM »

And well played Gron!!
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« Reply #414 on: February 01, 2011, 12:00:17 AM »

WRONG!!

A platypus is a monotreme.
Monotremes lay eggs.
Eggs are fertilized by a spermatazoa infiltrating the ovum and splicing in its DNA.
Much like Kiefer Sutherland did to peoples memories in Dark City.
Kiefer Sutherland played alongside of whom in Flatliners?
Kevin Motherfucking Bacon.

A platypus is 6 degrees from Kevin Bacon... the peanutbutter is irrelevant.

(Easier:
Platypus = monotreme
Monotreme lays eggs
eggs go good with bacon
fucking Kevin Bacon.)
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« Reply #415 on: February 02, 2011, 01:48:13 PM »

Mr. Bacon earned a lot of points with me doing that commercial where he idolized  himself. I giggled.
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« Reply #416 on: February 02, 2011, 03:50:29 PM »

Kas wins.
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« Reply #417 on: February 03, 2011, 12:04:06 AM »

Its a certainty that Steelers will win this.
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« Reply #418 on: February 03, 2011, 05:18:38 AM »

I do not want this.
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« Reply #419 on: February 03, 2011, 01:22:23 PM »

I don't care about football, but this makes me giggle.
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