Wolverines

For MOTHERFUCKING Christmas Shoes!!!

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Seriously, already heard it on Black Friday.  Son of a bitches.

This is why I don't listen to the radio.

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HE NEEDS THE SHOES SO HIS MOM CAN MEET JESUS!!!!



ARRRRRRGH!

+1 to varg

Anyone else a little creeped out by how the guy stares at the kid.

Very

what? that's how i stare at kas' picture. right before i sharpen my knife and clean my gun every night.

Don Kill me Snacks!!!

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I am goign to suggest you watch this.

 http://video.adultswim.com/aqua-teen-hunger-force/carl-music-video-ill-be-home-this-christmas.html?cid=FB1209_CARLXMAS&digg

http://www.break.com/index/andrews-sings-his-christmas-song.html

His head is massive!  He must cry himself to sleep at night on his massive pill-a!  He's like a young and more talented Mr. Bean.   I can't stand him staring at me with those dead eyes of his.

Kas I knew at least you would appreciate that link.  Thank you for not letting me down.  Now I shall go watch it again, so that I may lose sleep because of the nightmares it will cause.

Stu, that avatar is fantastically awesome.

Oh snap

Hehe, I got it from a "fun italian t-shirt" website

Stu, are you still driving that crazy red car, the XJ-725 Maverik or whatever its called?

I have an Xr4ti but haven't driven it.  It's slated for deconstruction to make my 76 pinto a turbo terror however.  Now to find the time.

I'm actually looking for a truck, and think I may have found one...a friend of mine (who runs the strip club down the street) has a 1999 dodge ram extended cab (with the v-10) with 80k miles for 3k.  All I'd have to do is get the 4wd working and its gonna be a steal.  I'm gonna paint it flat black and call it the TNT pizza Bomb Squad truck.

And put smoke stacks on it.

And big tires.

And then take my xterra out to the field and run it over.

rawwr.

v-10? Is that the viper motor? That is a steal man, 4x4 dodge rams are beastly. PICS!

How are you going to get the stripper smell out of it? 

Why would I want to?

Merry (early) Christmas bitches!

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Bump? i heard Christmas shoes today and was contemplating suicide.

Yeah, already heard it on the radio myself.

looks like someone stabbed that kid in the cheek

Someone must have been giving him guff on the playground.


Also I dont know how everyone else feels, but I move to have this thread deleted

no threads were deleted.

One of the benefits of never listening to the radio is never having to hear the Christmas Shoes song.  Also, I'm the last person on earth to have never heard a Ke$ha song.

What's a ke$ha song?

1 of 2 people then.  Well played Thrun.

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Weirdly enough it is kinda hard to find someone singing "Christmas Shoes" poorly.  This is as close as I could come:

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Also:
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Not Christmas shoes:
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Also:

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Dude, the black metal cover of Christmas shoes slayed me.

There's only one xmas album as far as I am concerend.
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This is the actual lyrics to "Baby its cold outside". What a pretty song about date rape:


I really can’t stay (Baby, it’s cold outside)
I’ve got to go ‘way (Baby, it’s cold outside)
The evening has been (I’ve been hopin’ that you’d drop in)
So very nice (I’ll hold your hand, they’re just like ice)

My mother will start to worry (Hey beautiful, what’s your hurry)
And father will be pacing the floor (Listen to that fireplace roar)
So really, I’d better scurry (Beautiful, please don’t hurry)
Well, maybe just a half a drink more (Put some music on while I pour)

The neighbors might think (Baby, it’s bad out there)
Say, what’s in this drink (No cabs to be had out there)
I wish I knew how (Your eyes are like starlight now)
To break this spell (I’ll take your hat, your hair looks swell)

I oughtta say no, no, no sir (You mind if I move in closer)
At least I’m gonna say that I tried (And what’s the sense in hurting my pride)
I really can’t stay (Oh baby, don’t hold out)
Oh, but it’s cold outside

I simply must go (It’s cold outside)
The answer is no (Baby, it’s cold outside)
The welcome has been (So lucky that you dropped in)
So nice and warm (Look out the window at that storm)

My sister will be suspicious (Your lips look delicious)
My brother will be there at the door (I ain’t worried about you brother)
My maiden aunt’s mind is vicious (That ol’ biddy, she ain’t gonna bother me)
Well maybe just a cigarette more (You don’t need no cigarette, it’s smokin’ plenty up in here)

I’ve got to get home (Baby, you’ll freeze out there)
Say, lend me a comb (It’s up to your knees out there)
You’ve really been grand (I thrill when you touch my hand)
Oh, but don’t you see (How can you do this thing to me)

There’s bound to be talk tomorrow (Well, think of my lifelong sorrow)
At least there will be plenty implied (If you caught pneumonia and died)
I really can’t stay (Get over that hold out)
Oh, but baby it’s cold outside

Coerced sex is the reason for the season!


This is tolerable for a Christmas song:

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My wife and I were talking aobut how horrible that song sounds if you actaully listen to the words. Especially "What's in thie drink?"

Heard it on the radio. You must all be reminded. Never forget.

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Dick.