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Augusta Wolvies, me and the wife through a halloween party every year where much drinking and shananigans occur. This is going to happen Nov 1st this year (we are taking our son out friday for trick or treating)

Tsumi, Ott, Gristle/Arysa, Bardok, Your attendence is mandatory. The rest  of you Augusta people, hell anyone in the guild, are invited as well. We need to show the C-Bus how we do-s it.
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Did you already set up the pole on the living room coffee table?  I'll bring the glitter.  Alicha really comes out of her shell if you get her drinking wine.

columbus wolvies .... road trip?

I would be willing to go

How long is the drive?  We can pick up Chow, Rando, and Night on the way.

10 hours straight to Augusta....that's a long time to be in a car with you fuckers

14 hours if we go Columbus to Huntsville to Augusta

Jesus, there is not enough liquor and beer currently in production for this to happen.  Seriously though, if you guys think you want to come down i will probably get a keg.  I seriously think you could make it in better time than that though.

I could be persuaded to make this.

Hmmmm.  I might be down for this as well.

It usually took us around 12 hours to get back home to Massillon, Ohio from Augusta,Ga.

Hope to see you guys/gals come down, we'll stock up on some chitlins, grits, and kudzu for ya.

caviar and chitlins for breakfast, caviar and chitlins for lunch, caviar and chitlins for dinner, and wash it all down with scotch

I have a show the 1st,  and i will probably have people in town staying with me because of the Dwarves show on the 30th of Oct. 

Bleedhoof is in.....we just need to make a pit stop in Charlotte which is on the way

C-bus peeps.  We need to gather at hound dog's and discuss this over a delicious smokin' joes pizza this weekend.  Friday nite?

I am down for that! Can I sit next to you?

Maybe we can rent a big van and go down like a pack of assholes

Would love for you guys to come down, I dont have any spare beds, but i have lots of floor!
If you want to get exact directions from google or whatever:
11 Linnet Loop
North Augusta, SC
29841

who needs a bed? air mattress for the win!

Actually, can we do this saturday nite?  I forgot I am going to the Jackets game Friday nite.

And yes, you can sit next to me Joel.  :-*

um saturday night....umm....depends on when my friends bug out....then I have UFC at 9...unless you just wanna come to UFC

thursday nite?

UFC's are saturday nights man!

No, I mean meet up at hound dogs on Thursday nite.

oh yeah that works too....I really didnt want you watching UFC because you would get all beligerant and pull out your balls like the last time....that nun still has nightmares

Ya, sorry about that.

oh those were his balls? i mean they looked like balls, only smaller.

Dont hijack my thread with your balls please lol.

yeah turk you son of a bitch...see you thursday hot stuff

Hartz, if OTT drives up ride with him. We are going to have a big ole nerdy/metaly/my wifes friendsy halloween party.

Yeah, definitely man. 

Or if yall cant we need to meet up for a show in atlanta or something.

myself, Caleb, Turkley and possibly gr0n are definitely in for this. I called Bleedhoof and he said he would come to.

I am going to contact MajorGrabass to see if we can pick him up along the way.

Who else from C-Bus is in?

lol omfg. Thats awesome, just want to give you guys some heads up:
1- my house is small, 1 bathroom so you cant blow it up while people are still sober Reddawn.
2- I dont have any spare beds, the second bedroom is Brennan's (my son, who will not be present for this satanic gathering) so the sleeping situation your going to have to work out on your own. There is plenty of floor, a recliner and a couch. Some hotels about 5 miles or so if you wanna do that but your more than welcome to crash wherever
3- You can continue to call me Varg, its pretty metal, but most people refer to me as Danny
4- Keg beer?

You can't scare us off with your threats Varg.  I'll sleep on your roof if I have to.  Then I'll shit on it.

wtb tRENDY e-VITE UNNORMAL@THEWOLVERINES.NET 13 HOURS IS ONLY ONE MORE HOUR THAN IT TAKES TO GET TO THE C-BUS

Who's coming to Huntsville to pick me up?

1- No comment
2- Air mattresses ftw
3- I prefer pancho
4- I'll try and find some Soju!

Damn, wish that was the weekend before... I could pass through on my way up to NC, from FL.

November 1st is my niece's birthday, so no ch0w for this.

Varg....how dare you!  Why would you think I would befoul your abode?

Varg, you don't actually need to answer this.

I dare any of you fucknuts to find one person whose shitter I destroyed. I dare you. Because the only shitter I have used at a friends house in all my years is Troyers and I know with 100% certainty can say I never harmed his porcelain warez.

Now farting is something totally different....but shitting.....no evidence

I can attest that the porcelain is still on my toilet...I'm not saying that I'd happily use the room any time after Red had been in there, but my crapper is still intact..

Red's 30 second Chicago fart FTW

whatever....my shit doesn't stink

Tom, JT, other Columbus fuckers....whats the dealio?

I'm in.  If its just us 3 leaving from C-bus, we can take the jetta.  Otherwise, its either take 2 cars or rent something.

http://maps.google.com/?ie=UTF8&ll=33.516813,-81.976891&spn=0.003225,0.004807&t=h&z=18&layer=c&cbll=33.516063,-81.976793&panoid=4VVdjs1RkYQpc9cNudCg7w&cbp=1,0,,0,5

Turn to the right.

Gron?  You in or not pal?

Varg, that looks like a place I can get drunk and throw up at.

Thanks, i think. lol.

varg how big is your shitter opening....I need to know if I can fit my junk in or do I have to time it so I piss then pull my wiener out and poop? Round or oval basically? I hate round small toilets....I'm all cock and balls so it matters

Like you've never had poop on your dick.

not **ON** it....I might have sprayed some on the back of my balls during an explosive bout of diarrhea but I don't get mud on my helmet the way YOU are implying

your going to want to time it.

check

I love thrun's new avatar, its hypnotic.....

Epic avatar Thrun, epic.

Is everyone dressing up? I need to know if I need to buy Tom a French maids outfit

Varg, how far are you from Columbia, SC?  I'll be passing through there probably the 24th, was debating getting a hotel at that point in my drive. 

A little more than an hour away.

Yes and yes.

Varg is dressing up like Britney Spears.

I just thought of my costume.  It's gonna be a doozy!!!

Palin?

best signature EVAR!

The only thing you could do to make it better is break the forums tables!

For serious, are you fuckers really driving down here?

For serious, yes.

Which brings up an important question:  What day are we driving down?  Really late and through the night Friday?  Early Saturday?

My vote is for early saturday, but that might be cutting it close.

No one has answered the question about who's picking my ass up in Huntsville. Fuck you a-holes. I'm out.

omg Rando why are you so high maintenance?!? I'll be down friday with a rickshaw

I am cool with leaving friday or saturday FWIW.

If we are chauffeuring rand we better leave friday

Tom do you care if I drink milkshakes and eat slim jim products on the way down?

Tom, do you care if I carve a hole in the back of the driver's seat to keep my penis in for the duration of the trip?

I call shotgun then

I was only kidding about picking me up gusy. That would likely add too much time to your drive.

all we have is time

Tom, do you mind if i carve a hole in the back of the front passenger seat to keep my penis for the duration of the trip?

back massage for me!

Red,
No, I don't mind.

JT and Night,

Why don't you just face each other in the back seat and hold one another for the trip down.

Just sayin.

elephant walks!

if we had someone to sit between me and Night, they could practice their cross-country skiing.

Robotron 2084!

Sonny Bono

So my vote is we all take friday off and head down....Tom? JT?

I also want to go to the Lucy Craft Laney Museum of Black History

I can't take that friday off.

you can do anything you want to Tom...this is America

Ok, who all is coming? Reddaw, JT, Turkley, who else?

i won't be able to make it, heading home to visit the rents for my mom's and brother's b-days.


red, i thought you played a tauren in WoW not a troll...

Would I have to remove my blackface before going in or do they still welcome the down-home style that only black shoe polish can bring to an extremely white guy?

Wait til Tom describes what happens when I mix milkshakes and slim jims....and whats wrong with the museum? We dont have that kind of stuff here and since I am voting for Obama I need to get with it

I'll just drive with all the windows down the whole way.  No further description necessary.

you think a few open windows will help? Try getting it out of your seats!

Update? Still on? Pit stop in Charlotte to meet up with Bleed?

Still on.  Be at my place at 6 in the monin on Saturday.  We leave shortly after.

so that's 7ish or so hours to Huntsville, then I'm not sure how far from here....

leave at 6.....get to Huntsville by 2...then be in Augusta by 8.....NICE

So, its either Huntsville or wherever Bleed lives.  Don't think we can do both.

Bleed is on the way...Rand just needs to drive and meet us and quit being such a republican

We'll see what happens. I may make the trek. I just got back from Pittsburgh last night, and I'm pretty fucking sick of driving.

Maybe driving is sick of you.  Did you ever consider how driving felt?  Probably not.  Typical male...pfffffff

You're just upset because there is a chance that I may not be there to drive my penis into your mouth. Did you ever think about how your mouth feels? Typical mouth....

Stephanie didn't neuter you after I left there Sunday did she?  Dear lord, Joel, quick!  Get the emergency kit!

Please leave your deomcratic gayness in yankeeland.
/whistle dixie

Turkles,

Please See Avatar

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Love,
Rando

Slayerott and Hatz, you fuckers are coming too right?

Whatever Turk, my grandma has more testosterone than you do.

Oh, there will be much gayness.  I measure the success of any trip to the South by the number of times I get lynched and/or am referred to as a "faggot".

They'd better be.  If Slayer's not there, I'm going to shit all over your house.

Whatever happens, if the police take you on a long drive on a dirt road into the sticks and stop the car and tell you that you are free to go...don't get out of the car whatever you do.

Just going to restate this, my 2 bedroom/1 bath mansion has absolutly no extra sleeping accomidations so you guys plan on floorspace or playing "sneek past the small town smokies to get to a hotel" game.

we have a statue of James Brown in the middle of downtown, just FYI in case you want to pay your respects to the godfather (he is from here)
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I think Turk is planning on sleeping in the bushes.  Joel is bringing an air mattress.  I'm sleeping on top of Joel.

Turk and Joel, instead of riding down in 1 car, I think this is the perfect opportunity for a challenge:

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Also, I will be sorely disappointed if nobody tells me how I had "better git" my "goddamn fuck outta here".

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Tempurpedic ain't got shit on me

But from what I've been reading, JT will "got shit on you"

it wouldn't be the first Cleveland Steamer JT has given me

I just had to go and post this on the forum. lol

we're only gay on the forums....don't worry we won't scare up the locals

Im glad im not going now...Becuz I would so steal that statue...WATCH ME!!

/Bump

Who is still coming? Ott and Hartz? Red, JT, Turkley?
turning my party into a Obama supporting nerd sausagefest gah.

Red, JT, and I all coming.  We are picking up Bleed on the way I think.  Not sure what time we will get there, but I think we are shooting for 6pm or 7pm.  The plan is to leave here at 6am.

might not get crunk till later than that anyway. I am on the fence about a keg, if i get one you guys want to contribute a bit? Otherwise its BYOB.
Wear a costume!

bleed was getting emo on me last night....I will convince him to come

I'll buy a big fake beard and bring my vest and dress up as Thrun. I have a Strohs shirt.

Im gonna be either a ghost or a drunken asshole.  No time for costume searching.

me: "HAI Everybody this is my friends from the interwebs!" 
everbody: "HAI Interweb peoples! How comes you aint got no costumes on yer self?"
interwebs peoples look at the ground
me: "They are from the NORTHERN interwebs, they dont know ;bout costumes, only electin O-BAMA and shuckin' corns"
everybody: "ohhhhhhhhhhh"

They don't need costumes, everyone will recognize them as yankee carpetbaggers soon as they walk in.

;)

I found my necklace of greater faggotry last night....evidence in picture below

half of my relatives are backwater alabama folk...I can fit in.

Comparing Alabama to Georgia or South Carolina is like comparing Michigan Yoopers to Ohio residents.  If that puts it into perspective.

all I need is a bottle of jack daniels, a rebel flag and a big belt buckle and no one will be the wiser.

I keed I keed!

Bleed is coming!!!!

If you have some of those fold up camping chairs bring em.

You guys don't know what country is.  I'm gonna blow your minds, and potentially offend everyone in the process.  Jack Daniels is all I need and I will bring plenty to do the job.

P.S. - Is the use of blackface still publicly acceptable in Georgia?

The black guy coming is pretty fucking beefy so .... maybe go with something else?

What?  You guys used to have a very healthy sense of humor about race.  What a letdown.

That was before the Obama USSA Commission outlawed any form of racial comedy.

LMAO

great...the token is going to fuck up all our fun...you know what? fuck that I'll hit him with a taser if he gets uppity.

Tom..I will require a visit to a grocery store...need ice, pop and provisions...I guess I'll pickup my own booze tomorrow. If I wasn't buying my iphone I would get a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue for such a joyous occasion.

Varg thanks for the invite....I don't get out much so this will be an epic adventure.

It would be, but I don't think you'll be having my epic presence

lame

Look Chump-Wallace, I'll be in Vegas. We can party then. I couldn't talk the wife into letting me drive down to Augusta though. She's got a hold of my man biscuits.

roger

You can bring your wife, there will plenty others there...

Actually I don't think she is coming to vegas with me, so I can party in a Red acceptable way.

w00t now if all the married fucks will buck up and leave the wives at home we can bring out the buttplugs and nipple clamps!

Sexy.  Phazis, this is a good time to link up that video you put in TS last nite.

turkley needs to be punched in the dick......full report to follow

All i am going to say is this:
I saw 3 people consume more whiskey than I thought was even remotely humanly possible.

jT is a chamion.....he drank75% of a gallon of jackf

I figured it was JT, he know's what's good for him. Pics? Not gonna ask Red, since we are still waiting on those Wolvie Char Bar pics.

He must have been crying over the loss to PSU last weekend..... it's still fresh in his mind.

Low blow Hawky, low blow.

Going to post some pictures tongiht when i get home. Was a very drunk time and (un)fortunatily I dont think many were taken.

I just wish I had gotten pics of Turk sleeping in the trunk of his car.

Don't remember it, so therefore, it never happened.

I cant wait til you murder a hooker and then claim "I was blacked out cant remember it"

2nd Best costume of the night. Turkley won best costume. He had a bengals jersey on and was protraying a douchebag

Dixie Normous. LOL

Had fun you guys, thanks for coming down and partying.

Hey man thanks for having us. The hospitality you showed you a group of yankee carpetbaggers was legendary.

I was upset though your wife didn't hit Turkley in the dick....maybe next time

HAHA, after yall left she says to me "i think that guy Caleb has a crush on Tom" I gave her a puzzled look and asked why. "He must have asked my to punch in the balls 30 times last night, like he has a crush on him"
LMAO

or he drank a gallon of whiskey and Tom was being retarded

Well yes that was explained. Just thought it was funny.

My girlfriend spent more time riding that cawk in the picture above than she did on mine.  True story.

but she didn't enjoy a second of it I am sure

Forgot to mention, thank you guys for coming down.  You guys were awesome, funny as hell.  Ali and I had a great time.

Red = F'ing awesome, and he has a guitar cell phone.
JT = Drunken Politics 4tw!  Great d00d.
Tom = Well, he had a Bengal's jersey on...
RightWing = Funny as hell! 

Nice meeting you guys!

Thanks for having us!  I was going to leave politics out of it, but Bleed had a couple Bartles and James' and started getting lippy, so I had to unload some democratic fury up in that piece.  I hope I didn't offend anyone, I just get sassy when I'm loose.

THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!!!

Happy birthday comrade

As funny as your new avatar is thrun, I miss the old one...

I don't remember any political talk. I do remember burning boxes full Styrofoam .

For awhile there Varg you had the best I just pumped the neighbors cat drunk look on....gold.

My lungs remember the styrofoam....my lawyer will be contacting you soon.

Gristle....when are you going to settle down?!?!!?~!11

lolol

Hahah...I will never be tamed son!

Again....

Reported.

HAY.

Politics in the other thread.  Only 70 pages and it's almost election day.

"No" styrofoam is recyclable

just sayin'

Sure it is.  I saw it myself.

It burned, and went away back into the atmosphere.

Styrofoam, Gasoline, Orange Juice Concentrate = Poor mans Napalm


Just staying.

Inside joke, you wouldn't get it. Ask JT, Kith, or gr0n about it.

The napalm is real. You can ask any owner of the Poor Man's James Bond or Anarchist's Cookbook about it.

So, when do we get to see the pics?

I took one picture. posted it.

forgot to post em last night, will do tonight.

DO IT.

Troyer, awesome avatar.

You can thank Snacks and his Thread of Hotness for that one...

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run out of space on the server or whatever. Have a few more will post em later.

Resize and photobucket?

im lazy

More pics!

tinypic.com

just upload 'em, it will scale it down for you

You're stupid.

thanks.

dude there is plenty of space on the site.........  I just checked it........

Busted...

Dunno man, havent tried today but yesterday it was saying it was out contact a admin.
/shrug

OH SNAP!

Resize your pics to something a little smaller than what you are uploading.  You're probably going over the per attachment size limit or per post limit. 

or use imageshack.us and quit being a noob.

I'm putting anbesol on my sore gum and Danny is staring at me very Imahomoishlike.

Varg....more pics?  NOW!!!!  please :)

and another one on the 30th, im sure you guys had your fill of the south last year, but your invited again for sure. Might even get slayerotts ass up here this time.

I wonder how long it would take the C-bus guys to get there if they made an out of the way pitstop in Danville, IL to grab Fendan and I? HRMMMMMMMM.............

the 13th of never

I would be totally down for going again. Anyone interested? That's payday too! w00t

thats just outright mean
luv you Red

hehe.....my opinion is pretty much everyone should move to Columbus. Everything you need is here....fuck everywhere else

We have a statue of James Brown, and if you guys come this year I must take you to it. Its glorious.

After I get off probation next June I'm planning on moving away from this hellhole, C-bus might actually be an option. What does the city offer along the lines of cooks and welders?

My roomate is a fairly known chef around this town, I am not sure I would want to work for him since he is a slave driver but there are plenty of mid to high end restaurants around.  I could introduce you two if you were really thinking about it.  As far as welding, I am not as sure but I can't imagine it's any harder or easier to get a job doing that stuff around here.  

Also, the cost of living here is dirt cheap and there is usually plenty of cool shit to do.  I am fan of Columbus. 

I am sure there are plenty of jobs for either.

Hrmm....    Will MOST DEF keep it in mind then

I could never live within an hours driving distance of JT. He'd never leave my house.

I've only met him once and not for an extended period of time, but i think i could deal with him for a day or two-more if he bought the beer

fixed.

I don't know about cooking, but I might need some welding help when I get around to restoring my next project car

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Oh, and to address the original topic, it might be too short of notice for me to make it down for the party this year.  Let me see if the wife has something planned for me.  If not, I'm in.

I wish I could make it. I shall start prep for next year now though

JT, is that a Scout?? If so, good find.

Holy shit JT, you finally got it.  Congrats.  And you are a very brave man.

Here's where you start, Dan.  Or, at least, this is where 80% of Wolverines seem to start.

http://jobs.osu.edu

77 International Harvester Scout II.  It has sat motionless for the last 13 years.  Outside.  Without so much as a tarp over it.  I'm retarded.

we need to point you towards our friend Kip....he did the very same thing you are about to

I don't think OSU wants to hire a felon who's only college schooling is in Welding and CAD

And as far as the scout goes--I can weld it

I'd always wanted a scout, until I found Jeeps. Scouts kick some ass though, and if you do it up right they are the tits. I've been slowly fixing up my jeep now that I've decided it's not going to be a rock crawler and have a direction to go with the build.

you are such a redneck. but that is still pretty cool. just sayin'

I just bought a v8 Cherokee.  Who wants to go mudding?  I guess I could pick up the kids from soccer  practice first to. 

I've seen some neat cherokee builds. It's a nice ride.

I have a Jeep Commander, its a 26k dollar piece of shit.

I like the Scout. Good luck. I never understood why people let vehicles sit out like that.

This thread is all over the place.

Lol, I love the randomness.  I've sold 2 and given away 1 Jeep in the last 6 months.  They're great until you have to work on them.  Sort of like BMW's.

I have a few friends with Cherokees that are pushing 200k, from my understanding as long as you keep up on routine maintenance the damn things will run till they turn to dust. 

They probably have the 4L straight-6.  Those things are bullet proof.  Maintenance or not, it's only a matter of time before the electrical gremlins get in there and go bonkers on everything.  Chrysler isn't renowned for their wiring.

Well, can't be anything worse then issues I've had with buicks.  (knocks on wood)

true, you're better off with a Jeep.

My jeep as the straight 6 and it's a breeze to work on. I've literally done everything myself without having ever seen one before. But you're absolutely right about the electrical. Jesus H Christo there are some gremlins. Doesn't help that the jackass before me had this thing rigged for surround sound and DVD players in each seat, then just jerked the hardware and left all of the wiring. I've pulled no less than 50 ft. of useless cable out of this thing.