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Title: talk to random people Post by: Varg on April 10, 2009, 05:03:20 PM http://omegle.com/
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi You: Hello Stranger: R U A CHIKIN You: no Stranger: oh Stranger: sorry Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: Varg on April 10, 2009, 05:18:13 PM Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey sexy stranger you You: hey Stranger: asl? You: f/80/texas Stranger: oooh, I likes them cryptic You: oh You: will you help me into the bath? Stranger: haha, so wassup Stranger: I will sponge you with my tongue You: remind me of my meds ? Stranger: deliver them on my naked body Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: Redbear8 on April 10, 2009, 05:43:24 PM so anonymous cyber?
Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: thrun on April 10, 2009, 05:44:58 PM You: hi
Stranger: hi Stranger: how are you? Stranger: are you from europe? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: Redbear8 on April 10, 2009, 05:47:30 PM I keep getting boring people.
Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: thrun on April 10, 2009, 05:52:26 PM Stranger: hi!! if you're from one of these!! just leave please : China , Brasil Or Finalnd ( I don't wanna waste my time on you )
You: USA You: Ohio Stranger: thank god You: soo should I go? Stranger: nah Stranger: u can stay You: I am a waste of time You: just so you know Stranger: no Stranger: they waste ur time Stranger: keep talking and poof! they go Stranger: and they're everywhere You: huh You: I'll be damned You: so where are you at? Stranger: Poland You: How is the economic climate in Poland these days? Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: Varg on April 10, 2009, 05:55:07 PM LOL
Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: Snackcakes on April 10, 2009, 06:08:40 PM Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I'm from Holland where the fuck you from? You: i just left your mom's house, she says hi You: you need to get home for dinner Stranger: haha You: she's making pot roast Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: Varg on April 10, 2009, 06:11:40 PM +1 to the snackcakes
Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: Varg on April 10, 2009, 06:19:58 PM Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: where are you from? You: gerogia You: usa Stranger: oh You: u? Stranger: china You: do you farm gold? You: with no shirt on? Stranger: you think so lot Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: Redbear8 on April 10, 2009, 06:56:17 PM damn you all, I keep trying to have a silly conversation, and I actually hook up with someone that's interesting....
To set the frame, I even started the conversation off talking about chocolate covered waffles and rubber sheep. Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: Snackcakes on April 10, 2009, 07:03:41 PM well to be honest rando, i only talk to you because I HAVE to, with us being guildies and all ... and you let me touch you in the closet
Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: Snackcakes on April 10, 2009, 07:09:06 PM Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: what up Stranger: IMA POUR ACID ON YOU You: i dare you Stranger: *Pours acid on face* Stranger: C: You: that's kinda lame You: your mom must be proud Stranger: Hmm, At least I have a mom C: Stranger: You haver two dads You: my two dads? that's a great show! Stranger: ...THATS A SHOW? Stranger: WHat kind of screwed up show is that? You: yeah, your mom watches it with me. she laughs so hard You: then she makes me breakfast You: and i give her cab fare home Stranger: Fah Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: thegout on April 10, 2009, 07:12:55 PM Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! <INSERT 10 mins of conversation here> Stranger: how old r u You: 25. You: u? Stranger: 26 Stranger: and i am a man, sorry You: well, we shouldnt waste eachothers time then. You: good luck! Stranger: ha Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: thrun on April 10, 2009, 07:17:49 PM You: hi
Stranger: hello Stranger: are you interesting? You: how is being a random stranger working out for you? You: and yeah, mildly Stranger: i'm pretty bad a being a random stranger Stranger: mildly? Stranger: we're in the same boat i suppose You: yeah, I mean I do some pretty awesome stuff You: but other times I sleep You: and eat dinner You: like a mortal Stranger: what awesome stuff? Stranger: bungee? Stranger: parasailing? You: Play in bands Stranger: OOH You: drink and hang out with loose women Stranger: that beats it Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: Snackcakes on April 10, 2009, 07:23:24 PM Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey hey Stranger: hi (: Stranger: how are you? You: doing great, you? Stranger: good (: Stranger: where are you from? You: awesome, so what are you up to? Stranger: just talking everything You: talking about what Stranger: about hippies and dreadlocks (: You: ahhh i don't know any hippies and don't have and dreadlocks. you should prob cut your dreadlocks and get a real job. become a productive member of society Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: thrun on April 10, 2009, 07:24:30 PM Stranger: hi
You: you aren't a cop are you? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: Stallionite on April 10, 2009, 07:24:48 PM I just wasted 10s of my life...
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Say Hi Stranger: Hi You: This is stupid Stranger: what? Omegle? You: exatly Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: Varg on April 10, 2009, 07:36:47 PM Stranger: hi You: you aren't a cop are you? Your conversational partner has disconnected. +1 Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: thrun on April 10, 2009, 07:43:26 PM You: why is blackie lawless so damn awesome?
Stranger: Could be the pants You: best answer yet You: well the only answer Stranger: out of? Stranger: there you go You: but that puts you in a strong running You: thanks Stranger: I like winning (http://sonnyelliman.freeblog.hu/files/Blackielawless.jpg) Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: Liladia on April 10, 2009, 07:43:53 PM Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hello? Stranger: girl? You: do you like pancakes? I like pancakes Stranger: i like Stranger: em vai toma no cu You: what language is that? Stranger: portuguese Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: Reddawn on April 10, 2009, 07:55:06 PM Blackie Lawless fucks like a beast
Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: Reddawn on April 10, 2009, 07:56:54 PM thrun you shouldn't post blackie lawless pics...he said this:
In November 2008 he endorsed John McCain in the Presidential election saying, "I will vote for McCain, not because I believe in all he stands for, but as a mandate against Obama, to keep him from becoming President. Yes, I will cling to my guns and my religion, and continue to believe in the Constitution, the Cornerstone of our society and trust that this is STILL a "Government of the People, By the People, For the People"." Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: Varg on April 10, 2009, 08:03:08 PM who cares.
IM A WILD CHILD.... I WANT YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUU Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: Varg on April 10, 2009, 08:10:17 PM Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: rebecka? You: Hey! You: how did you know it was me? Stranger: oh! Stranger: great! Stranger: i miss u so much! You: thats crazy Stranger: how r u You: i miss you too Stranger: how do u think 春哥纯爷们 You: what? You: 2 legit Stranger: no Stranger: i dont know that You: 2 legit to quit Stranger: so ask u if u know wat meaning You: hey HAAAAAAAY Stranger: wat? You: gonna make you sweat You: let the music take control You: baby Stranger: oh i dont like that darlin You: SNAP! Stranger: oh shit You: Iv got the power You: KRS1 Stranger: just do it You: push it You: ? Stranger: im afrid Stranger: i have to leave You: p-p-p-p-p-push it real good Stranger: rebecka bye You: im not tryin to hear that see Stranger: love u ! You: iv got a man Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: Reddawn on April 10, 2009, 08:10:42 PM Varg...you better learn to always bet on black
Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: Garenth on April 10, 2009, 08:21:52 PM Stranger: hi
You: hello Stranger: from? You: USA, u? Stranger: fin You: the end? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: Varg on April 10, 2009, 09:08:29 PM 3790 users onlinethe Funadvice Traffic ExchangeConnecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: You arrive at a small village by a river. There is a tavern, an armoury store and a place to eat nearby. At the northern end of the village is a grassy path leading to the forest. You: i walk toward the tavenr You: tavern Stranger: There is a smell of smoke and beer coming out from the tavern door. Inside you can hear laughter. You: i open the door Stranger: As you enter, the locals stop talking and put down their drinks, as if waiting for a response. You: I look around, Hello? Stranger: The woman behind the bar snaps her fingers in your direction. "You lost or somethin'?" You: umm, can i get a beer? Stranger: She looks at your tattered clothes and pours a cold drink. "This one's on the house" You: thank you. What is the name of this place? Stranger: "You're in Zahanas, but I can't tell you what your business is." You: Is there any work for me in Zahanas? Stranger: "You want work? Round up some men and take down that beast in the forest!" You: A beast? I can take down this beast! You: I leave the tavern and go to the armoury store Stranger: The pub is filled with laughter at your accusation. One man gets up and drunkenly shouts at you "Where you been' comin' from to say a stoopid thing like that...where you from?" Stranger: The armoury store is empty, its owner is absent but all the items are still in place. You: are there any good weapons? Stranger: You look around, there is a large axe in a glass container behind the counter. It is the largest weapon in the store. You: anything to smash the glass with ? Stranger: As you browse the weapons, a local man walks into the shop. Noticing it is only you and him, he gets ideas. "What say we take this place for all its worth?" You: lets to do it ! grab all you can You: now lets go back to that damn tavern Stranger: You run out of the armoury store and scatter across the town. Before you enter the tavern, your accomplice asked "What is your name You: My name is Blackie Lawless Stranger: "Nevermind my name for now, let's go inside" You: I bust down the tavern door with my axe, point at the bartender and tell that bitch to put some Manowar on. I then demand some topless beerwenches to poor beer off there tits on into my mouth. Make it so number 1! You: Where is Thrun at? Stranger: All of a sudden, 20 Playboy Playmates walk in! Stranger: LET'S GET THIS PARTAY STARTED BRAHS! You: By Thruns Beard! Those are some big titties You: ! You: Where is the manowar beer wench?! Stranger: Game's over now man Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: thrun on April 10, 2009, 11:36:09 PM Flattery will get you everywhere.
Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: Ellanorah on April 10, 2009, 11:44:29 PM hahaha...omg
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: NO You: no, whadda mean no Stranger: i mean i wont have sex with oyu You: hahaha, i wasn't offering Stranger: orly? Stranger: cause you should see my bod Stranger: it would chage your mind You: wait, are you offering? Stranger: im hot shit Stranger: ask Stranger: asl You: 23/f/aus Stranger: 21 f usa Stranger: you a dyke? You: no Stranger: wanna have sexx anyway You: zomg... Stranger: ? Stranger: ever fucked a girl? You: no...not planning on starting either You: although Stranger: you should Stranger: ... You: nah. You: you're too old Stranger: your older than me Stranger: you life them young? Stranger: like You: o yeah You: young and pliable You: so i can bend them to my will Stranger: i lied about my age Stranger: im 14 Stranger: ... You: *gets whip* Stranger: yesssss Stranger: please You: wait...its no fun if you enjoy it Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: Ellanorah on April 10, 2009, 11:47:45 PM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi! You: hello Stranger: what are you doing You: i'm sitting in a dark room, talking to strangers on the net...you? Stranger: gross Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: Ellanorah on April 10, 2009, 11:50:35 PM i'm awesome...
how to get people to leave you alone in one sentence Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: Kastil on August 17, 2009, 02:43:31 AM So Majer was on this thing tonight when I got home. I thought I'd try my hand at it once... didn't quite work out for me.
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/Yarl/thurn.jpg) Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: Ellanorah on August 17, 2009, 07:30:13 AM HAHAHA
Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: Hottihealer on August 17, 2009, 04:25:37 PM Lol
Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: JesterDTM on August 17, 2009, 09:28:07 PM pwt
Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: thrun on August 18, 2009, 06:38:13 PM +1 to cas
Title: Re: talk to random people Post by: Ramseyer on August 20, 2009, 02:43:53 AM You: hi
Stranger: hey You: shit shit shit, can you do something for me? You: the cops are here, hide my pot? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |