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Title: The end is here..... Post by: Reddawn on August 05, 2009, 12:02:45 AM Since I got diagnosed with Kitharism I have been hiking and doing resistance band shit so that I am not as big of piece of shit in the future.
I have never been a fan of camping and outdoor shit like that. I can't shit in public bathrooms and I cant hump next to a tree and drop a deuce. So in the past ten years I have been camping once and actually took a air mattress :) Another reason I don't like the outdoors is bugs. I hate spiders and other creepy crawling shit. Now mind you I am not like a girl and scream when I see a spider....I go all MURDER DEATH KILL. So I was out doing a brisk 8 miler the other day and went off the trail. So naturally when I got home I showered off the filth. So in the process of lathering up my divine body I felt something on my balls. Oh shit I might have a tick on my balls was my first thought!!! NO GOOD. My worst nightmare has come true. So I grab hold of my apple bag and stretch it like it was a ball of silly putty to get a better look. FALSE ALARM.....it wasn't a tick but a piece of balled up thread from my nearly tattered 'unders....but then I noticed something more horrifying. Something I have dreaded for years and years and didn't expect to come for a good 10 or more years. Oh fuck why is this happening to me now. WHY GOD WHY! What the fuck am I going to do now???? I had about 10 grey ball hairs. TEN! FUCKING HELL. Troyer I am going to need a waxing tomorrow night....get the wax prepped! Title: Re: The end is here..... Post by: thrun on August 05, 2009, 12:11:18 AM I remember the first time I noticed I had developed these bad boys, let me tell you I was scared shitless.
http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/1058826-overview Title: Re: The end is here..... Post by: Reddawn on August 05, 2009, 01:08:51 AM good thing the page wouldnt load...pearly penile papules..pass
Title: Re: The end is here..... Post by: Jim Tressel on August 05, 2009, 01:37:57 AM drama queen
Title: Re: The end is here..... Post by: skeanthu on August 05, 2009, 02:48:54 AM (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8Z5Q7nkW8LU/R3haB9K3LiI/AAAAAAAACe4/x1qLRWVqHL8/s320/Just_For_Men.jpg)
Here you go Title: Re: The end is here..... Post by: Kastil on August 05, 2009, 03:32:08 AM You have ball hairs to see? I keep mine shorn and my balls oiled to produced a shimmery sheen that reflects the light as if a candle is inside my scrotum.
p.s. Majer, I hope you never used my beard trimmer.. just sayin. Title: Re: The end is here..... Post by: Troyer on August 05, 2009, 05:22:21 PM Ske!!!
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