Wolverines

ANY NEWS CHANNEL.

6 YEAR OLD BOY IS FLYING AWAY IN A UFO, TURN THE TV ON GET IT WORK IT

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/21306839/detail.html Theres video.

damnit! i was just going to post this

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/10/15/colorado.boy.balloon/index.html

Shouldn't you guys be working at your jobs instead of watching the news?  Or perhaps you're on welfare and don't actually have jobs.  Losers.

he is not in it!!!!!! omg

FUCK WHERE HE IS THEN?

I'm watching the u-stream feed of CBS coverage and the people in the chat window are saying some of the most evil shit I've ever seen.

"What do you think the last thoughts going through his head were as he lay dying in a field?"

"He's dead.  He's a little bloody spot on the ground somewhere.  He probably lived just long enough to feel terrible pain and cry for his favorite teddy bear."

"the boy is at a friends house playing call of duty 4 on the xbox"
"LOL XBOX LIVE ID: FALCON"
"with a name like Falcon, he was born to fly"
"they also have a kid named Shark that got lost in the ocean"
"Well, if he was called Shark, he'd be in a submarine..."

"We can now confirm that the child is in a large paper plane, and the balloon was just a decoy."

"Ashton Kutcher is gonna come out any minute now..."

"they found g_ay p0rn magazines inside"

the last thing that went through his head, was probably his ass

"I bet he fell out and impaled himself on something sharp."

Now's about time we need Thrun's 90% to die so we can hunt bears.

"this meme is now officially Fall Out Boy"

"i hope that tard died"

"i hope the dad stops keeping the boy hostage in the basement with his torn a--hole"

"10/15 NEVER FORGET"

looks like the kid done fell out

http://www.9news.com/news/article.aspx?storyid=125161&catid=339

ROFL JT

"Maybe its all a plot by the local PRIEST to get the boy alone and missing so he can play with him for years like Jaycee"

Here's the kids trying to sing

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"why do white people have weird toys laying around everywhere and so easy for kids to get into it? Guns, weather balloons, wood chippers, flamethrowers...how can you afford these things?"

"I believe that the Balloon contained no child, but tasty bacon and the authorities are keeping the tasty bacon for themselves"

I report, you decide.

"White people? why do you people talk the way you do?"

post the link to that ustream

"ALERT: Kevin Bacon has just jumped out of the balloon, it was a hoax for a bacon commerical."

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/CBS-News

"didnt they watch yogi bear? every day they show baskets in every episode"

"DO A BARREL ROLL"

"i vote coolest death of the week"

"gj obama administration, now NOBODY will think about the economy crisis"

"I once flew a balloon like that filled with rum back from Puerto Rico."

"Republicans are blaming Obama for this."

"WHY DIDN'T THEY SEE THIS ON THE MAYAN CALENDER?!"

wins

"John Madden can draw a better cat than him"

"I wonder if the boy sounded like a chipmunk in the balloon"

"USTREAM DOESNT CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE"

"the kid was a black satanist and hitler was hiding in the basket, also the boy is in the closet....and the news reporter is just a stupid <censored> got who thinks he knows everything cuz u r obv inferior"

"4:51 KID-IN-BALLOON: WHY IS EVERYONE LOOKING FOR ME?"

"YO IM GONNA LET YOU FINISH CBS, BUT BEYONCE HAD ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS OF ALL TIME!"

"maybe is used his pokemon to save him"

"$50 says the kid jumped out for the lulz."

"Yo kid in the runaway balloon imma let you finish. but Amelia Earhart had one of the best disappearance's OF ALL TIME"

im surprised there has been a bababooey call yet

what a let down...the kid was never in the balloon.

"The kid was trying to fly away from Obama's social reforms"

"He heard that the Democrats were trying to socialize healthcare, and decided to fly away to Shambala"

lawls

http://www.break.com/index/balloon-boy-vomits-on-today-show.html

this guy is such a weirdo.  his kid is hilarious though.

Its looking more and more like this was a setup

if it was this is karma for sure, he looks so embarrassed

(http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/Lite20091017.gif)

not sure whether I want this to be true or not.