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Title: Ohio Morgue Worker Admits To.... Post by: Stallionite on October 19, 2009, 06:56:08 PM We here in Michigan are pretty F'd Up, but we do have some morals....
http://www.freep.com/article/20091019/NEWS07/91019029/1320/Ohio-morgue-worker-admits-to-sex-with-bodies Title: Re: Ohio Morgue Worker Admits To.... Post by: Reddawn on October 19, 2009, 07:22:59 PM You knows what's fucking retarded? The whole Ohio vs Michigan thing
Title: Re: Ohio Morgue Worker Admits To.... Post by: thrun on October 19, 2009, 07:36:46 PM You knows what's fucking retarded? The whole Ohio vs Michigan thing I blame Michigan for it, fuck those dudes. Title: Re: Ohio Morgue Worker Admits To.... Post by: Jim Tressel on October 19, 2009, 08:40:41 PM You know what's hilarious? He knew the exact dates like he wrote it down in his diary. That's some fucked up shit!
Title: Re: Ohio Morgue Worker Admits To.... Post by: thrun on October 19, 2009, 08:56:00 PM You know what's hilarious? He knew the exact dates like he wrote it down in his diary. That's some fucked up shit! I'm pretty sure corpse fucking is something that would stick with you. Title: Re: Ohio Morgue Worker Admits To.... Post by: JesterDTM on October 19, 2009, 10:56:41 PM If that is a crime who is the victim?
Title: Re: Ohio Morgue Worker Admits To.... Post by: Nightstalker on October 19, 2009, 11:21:28 PM He fucked some half decapitated chick.
I'd hate to see what lows he would have stooped to, if it had been a year in which Ohio St. lost to Purdue Title: Re: Ohio Morgue Worker Admits To.... Post by: Aldoran on October 19, 2009, 11:26:29 PM I can't imagine what part of "nearly decapitated" turned him on.
"Oh baby, your neck hole looks so good. Is that your larynx? Ohh, I can't wait. Let me get between those ice cold thighs..." Still, better to know what killed the ladies than not. Imagine the horror... Coroner: Douglas, you take care of the new arrival last night? Douglas: Yes sir, I "took care of her" real good. Strange thing, there's not a scratch on her. What killed her? Coroner: Aids. Douglas: oh. Was that too much? I can never tell. Having recently watched "Deadgirl (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0896534)" I may have an overly high tolerance to necrophilia. Title: Re: Ohio Morgue Worker Admits To.... Post by: Stallionite on October 19, 2009, 11:28:13 PM You knows what's fucking retarded? The whole Ohio vs Michigan thing About as retarded as Liberals v Conservatives Title: Re: Ohio Morgue Worker Admits To.... Post by: Jim Tressel on October 19, 2009, 11:42:55 PM You knows what's fucking retarded? The whole Ohio vs Michigan thing About as retarded as Liberals v ConservativesEbony vs. Ivory? Title: Re: Ohio Morgue Worker Admits To.... Post by: JesterDTM on October 20, 2009, 12:30:33 AM This guy was probably just watching too many Tom Petty videos.
Title: Re: Ohio Morgue Worker Admits To.... Post by: Aldoran on October 20, 2009, 01:17:01 AM Less Ohio vs Michigan crap, (Neither is worthy to serve tea at an Illini football freshman mixer), More necrophilia jokes!
Edit: Yes, I know Illinois is currently 0 and 4, but that's just like the globetrotters letting the locals get ahead before the half, it adds drama to the come-from-behind victory... Title: Re: Ohio Morgue Worker Admits To.... Post by: Arctic on October 20, 2009, 01:23:55 AM stop stop..... no ware in thurns post did he say "whats wrong with that".... did we hit even his limit
Title: Re: Ohio Morgue Worker Admits To.... Post by: Fendan on October 20, 2009, 04:47:37 AM It is only a misdemeanor charge in Illinois.
Title: Re: Ohio Morgue Worker Admits To.... Post by: Dammit Dan on October 20, 2009, 08:05:50 AM It is only a misdemeanor charge in Illinois. You stole my line you bastard!!!!!11! And if they had maxed me, instead of being on probation I'd be serving a 4yr prison sentance for having marijuana on my person Title: Re: Ohio Morgue Worker Admits To.... Post by: Snackcakes on October 20, 2009, 01:45:25 PM You knows what's fucking retarded? The whole Ohio vs Michigan thing About as retarded as Liberals v ConservativesEbony vs. Ivory? Pirates vs. Ninjas? Title: Re: Ohio Morgue Worker Admits To.... Post by: skeanthu on October 20, 2009, 10:42:51 PM I've had some drunk women that seemed like I was doing a corpse, well just surmising, can't really confirm that, but they laid there, passed out, and um, well it started out okay, just you know tequila and xanax, and black lights, Pink Floyd on the stereo, and some frogs in an aquarium over in the corner watching, then the snakes in the next room...Is this ramble getting weird?
Title: Re: Ohio Morgue Worker Admits To.... Post by: Jim Tressel on October 21, 2009, 04:22:21 AM You had me at xanax, Ske.
Title: Re: Ohio Morgue Worker Admits To.... Post by: SilverFox on October 21, 2009, 05:32:20 PM I was going to post the "I was a necrophiliac till some rotten cunt split on me" joke, but I thought better of it.
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