Wolverines

Two options:

1. hang out with snackcakes and Kithari

2. go out with 7 broads.....alcohol involved and possible bad judgement abound.

What are your honest to god chances of porking any of these women and when is the last time you got laid?

If it is greater then a month and more then 70% I say fuck those dudes. 

You have to be honest with yourself though, because I know I sure wouldn't want to get stuck dealing with seven drunk women at once unless my tip was getting wet.  Even then I may not want to. 

when he says "go out with 7 broads" he means a girls night out that he was invited to. so chick flicks and drinks with umbrellas in them.

Well, are they hot? At least you get to look at something. If there is a chance you can get with one then its a no brainer. I have noticed when i was single, however, that when out with a bunch of women at a bar it is easier to hit on other girls and some even hit on you (you look less like a scary rapist with girl friends with you).

And that's different than a night out with you and kith, how?

yes they are all hot....my department is called "Hot Chick Therapy" for a reason. The last time this happened I was probably getting wet but I waved off when she passed out....I do have some morals. Also a couple sets of tits came out and given the choice of looking at Snacks face or breasts.......do I really have to justify this?

This time around one of them has been overly chatty and invited me to go to this thing. Will it lead to something?? Of course I am a charming motherfucker plus with alcohol....I will seal the deal. Sure it will lead to years of regret and therapy for her but that's not my problem

Make sure you poop in her toilet when you are done. 

upper decker

No brainer Red. close thread. kthx.

pics or it didn't happen?

OK I censored the pictures because I am sure a couple of you are convicted perverts....but this is from one of said gatherings. You can clearly see big boobs, drunkenness, shirts hanging open, and myself piss drunk taking it all in.

(http://www.stamnes.com/girls5.jpg)
(http://www.stamnes.com/party.jpg)

In those pictures Red is yelling "Hey Look! I'm on T.V.!"

Did they know you snuck in on their group shots?

lol funny you say that Mike and Mike was in pittsburgh this morning and there were a few guys piss drunk at 7am doing that....oh yeah and fuck you :P

i lost that bet thought for sure red was gay..... well he still could be i guess. 

pipe down Lenny

Go ... and take me with you.

i am going to agree with rando on this one. you are totally "that" guy who snuck in the picture with them.

'shopped. 

I can tell by looking at the pixels and having seen lots of photoshops in my day. 

On second thought, I'm just going to give myself a case of popcorn lung and pay your dept. a visit.  Get myself some "therapy".

Troyer...let's re-enact The Deer Hunter....you can go first

thats a lot of titty.

You sure can douche up a photo though.

ALSO, can we get a higher rez copy of these pics? Thanks.

Be a pal, invite kith and snacks along.

Kith will be "stuck at work" and snacks will be busy cooking kimchee

I wouldn't want to ruin what little game Red has by distracting the ladies.

You wouldn't distract them all. I'm sure a few of them don't have a soft spot for kids with downs.

haha.. i knew that was coming. i knew it! i mean they are nurses.

Ouch  Rand!!!! Snack's don't let him get you down, people with downs are often endowed with more strength than the average human.

So?

Another night with Fistina and Palmetta or what?

its monday....they changed the date