I wasn't going to rofl about that, but since it mentions Joan Jett I will.
I know, I know, it's not very realistic. I fixed it now to make it more believable. He's speaking the Queen's English like a unicorn should. I also added birds and a squirrel who is getting an eyeful cus I know how you like that voyeurism stuff.

On the subject of Queens: one of my Exes likened her sexual style to Anne Bolyn - Cold, Lifeless and without head.
Ba-dum-cha.