"My Balsac" is/were/will be the greatest band evar! Rising from modest screamcore beginnings, My Balsac has grown to dominate top ten lists across the world. Their antics and happenings grace the headlines of newspapers small and large. These are snippets taken from some of those newspapers.
Reviews:
"My Balsac is in your face excitement!" - Minneapolis Citypages
"My Balsac Leaves a Sour Taste in the Mouth" - New York Post
"My Balsac Fills up fast so come early!" - George Siskel
"Don't miss My Balsac's all ages show at the park" - Saskatoon Sentinel
"Family fun is found at My Balsac shows" - Cloak and Whistle Press
Some Headlines-
When their late appearances cause fan distress:
"My Balsac Causes Riot at Local Showing"
When one of the members gets too close to a pyrotechnic display:
"My Balsac On Fire!"
When their attitudes almost get them thrown off the Warped Tour(tm):
"Talks of My Balsac Being Kicked"
After they become more mellow and charity minded:
"My Balsac Puts on Show for Orphans"
Stress is caused by an unruly marital relationship:
"My Balsac Torn over Woman"
The band tries to become more politically active during the presidential elections:
"New Video from My Balsac creates stir at Polls"
The drummer dies in a plane crash in the Rockies:
"Tragedy Strikes My Balsac"
The Bands reaction to the crash:
"My Balsac Blue Over Loss of Member"
Name of the Band's autobiography:
"Exploring My Balsac"
Name of the essay the band did on one of china's ruling dynasties:
"My Balsac: On Chen"
Which Earned them a visit from the Chinese Ambassador:
"My Balsac Shares Teabags with Chinese Dignitary"
In Which the Ambassador was quoted as saying:
"My Balsac Very Big in China"
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