The end is here.....

[Reddawn]

Since I got diagnosed with Kitharism I have been hiking and doing resistance band shit so that I am not as big of piece of shit in the future.

I have never been a fan of camping and outdoor shit like that. I can't shit in public bathrooms and I cant hump next to a tree and drop a deuce. So in the past ten years I have been camping once and actually took a air mattress

Another reason I don't like the outdoors is bugs. I hate spiders and other creepy crawling shit. Now mind you I am not like a girl and scream when I see a spider....I go all MURDER DEATH KILL.

So I was out doing a brisk 8 miler the other day and went off the trail. So naturally when I got home I showered off the filth. So in the process of lathering up my divine body I felt something on my balls.

Oh shit I might have a tick on my balls was my first thought!!! NO GOOD. My worst nightmare has come true. So I grab hold of my apple bag and stretch it like it was a ball of silly putty to get a better look.

FALSE ALARM.....it wasn't a tick but a piece of balled up thread from my nearly tattered 'unders....but then I noticed something more horrifying. Something I have dreaded for years and years and didn't expect to come for a good 10 or more years. Oh fuck why is this happening to me now. WHY GOD WHY! What the fuck am I going to do now?

I had about 10 grey ball hairs. TEN!

FUCKING HELL.

Troyer I am going to need a waxing tomorrow night....get the wax prepped!

[thrun]

I remember the first time I noticed I had developed these bad boys, let me tell you I was scared shitless.

http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/1058826-overview

[Reddawn]

good thing the page wouldnt load...pearly penile papules..pass

[Jim Tressel]

drama queen

[skeanthu]

Here you go

[Kastil]

You have ball hairs to see?  I keep mine shorn and my balls oiled to produced a shimmery sheen that reflects the light as if a candle is inside my scrotum.

p.s. Majer, I hope you never used my beard trimmer.. just sayin.

[Troyer]

Ske!!!