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« on: October 15, 2009, 06:50:32 PM »

ANY NEWS CHANNEL.

6 YEAR OLD BOY IS FLYING AWAY IN A UFO, TURN THE TV ON GET IT WORK IT
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« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2009, 07:06:43 PM »

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/21306839/detail.html Theres video.
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« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2009, 07:17:52 PM »

damnit! i was just going to post this

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/10/15/colorado.boy.balloon/index.html
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« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2009, 07:32:01 PM »

Shouldn't you guys be working at your jobs instead of watching the news?  Or perhaps you're on welfare and don't actually have jobs.  Losers.
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« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2009, 07:46:09 PM »

he is not in it!!!!!! omg
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« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2009, 07:54:34 PM »

FUCK WHERE HE IS THEN?
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« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2009, 08:06:54 PM »

I'm watching the u-stream feed of CBS coverage and the people in the chat window are saying some of the most evil shit I've ever seen.
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« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2009, 08:08:32 PM »

"What do you think the last thoughts going through his head were as he lay dying in a field?"
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« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2009, 08:09:42 PM »

"He's dead.  He's a little bloody spot on the ground somewhere.  He probably lived just long enough to feel terrible pain and cry for his favorite teddy bear."
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« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2009, 08:14:40 PM »

"the boy is at a friends house playing call of duty 4 on the xbox"
"LOL XBOX LIVE ID: FALCON"
"with a name like Falcon, he was born to fly"
"they also have a kid named Shark that got lost in the ocean"
"Well, if he was called Shark, he'd be in a submarine..."
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« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2009, 08:14:49 PM »

"We can now confirm that the child is in a large paper plane, and the balloon was just a decoy."
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« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2009, 08:15:40 PM »

"Ashton Kutcher is gonna come out any minute now..."
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« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2009, 08:16:37 PM »

"they found g_ay p0rn magazines inside"
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« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2009, 08:16:47 PM »

"What do you think the last thoughts going through his head were as he lay dying in a field?"

the last thing that went through his head, was probably his ass
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« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2009, 08:17:06 PM »

"I bet he fell out and impaled himself on something sharp."
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