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« on: October 19, 2009, 06:56:08 PM »
We here in Michigan are pretty F'd Up, but we do have some morals....

http://www.freep.com/article/20091019/NEWS07/91019029/1320/Ohio-morgue-worker-admits-to-sex-with-bodies
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« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2009, 07:22:59 PM »
You knows what's fucking retarded? The whole Ohio vs Michigan thing
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« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2009, 07:36:46 PM »
Quote from: Reddawn on October 19, 2009, 07:22:59 PM
You knows what's fucking retarded? The whole Ohio vs Michigan thing

I blame Michigan for it, fuck those dudes. 
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« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2009, 08:40:41 PM »
You know what's hilarious?  He knew the exact dates like he wrote it down in his diary.  That's some fucked up shit!
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« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2009, 08:56:00 PM »
Quote from: Jim Tressel on October 19, 2009, 08:40:41 PM
You know what's hilarious?  He knew the exact dates like he wrote it down in his diary.  That's some fucked up shit!

I'm pretty sure corpse fucking is something that would stick with you. 
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« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2009, 10:56:41 PM »
If that is a crime who is the victim?
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« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2009, 11:21:28 PM »
He fucked some half decapitated chick.

I'd hate to see what lows he would have stooped to, if it had been a year in which Ohio St.  lost to Purdue
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« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2009, 11:26:29 PM »
I can't imagine what part of "nearly decapitated" turned him on.

"Oh baby, your neck hole looks so good. Is that your larynx? Ohh, I can't wait. Let me get between those ice cold thighs..."


Still, better to know what killed the ladies than not. Imagine the horror...

Coroner: Douglas, you take care of the new arrival last night?

Douglas: Yes sir, I "took care of her" real good. Strange thing, there's not a scratch on her. What killed her?

Coroner: Aids.

Douglas: oh.




Was that too much? I can never tell. Having recently watched "Deadgirl" I may have an overly high tolerance to necrophilia.
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« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2009, 11:28:13 PM »
Quote from: Reddawn on October 19, 2009, 07:22:59 PM
You knows what's fucking retarded? The whole Ohio vs Michigan thing

About as retarded as Liberals v Conservatives
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« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2009, 11:42:55 PM »
Quote from: Stallionite on October 19, 2009, 11:28:13 PM
Quote from: Reddawn on October 19, 2009, 07:22:59 PM
You knows what's fucking retarded? The whole Ohio vs Michigan thing
About as retarded as Liberals v Conservatives

Ebony vs. Ivory?
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« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2009, 12:30:33 AM »
This guy was probably just watching too many Tom Petty videos.
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« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2009, 01:17:01 AM »
Less Ohio vs Michigan crap, (Neither is worthy to serve tea at an Illini football freshman mixer), More necrophilia jokes!


Edit: Yes, I know Illinois is currently 0 and 4, but that's just like the globetrotters letting the locals get ahead before the half, it adds drama to the come-from-behind victory...
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« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2009, 01:23:55 AM »
stop stop..... no ware in thurns post did he say "whats wrong with that".... did we hit even his limit
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« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2009, 04:47:37 AM »
It is only a misdemeanor charge in Illinois.
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« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2009, 08:05:50 AM »
Quote from: Fendan on October 20, 2009, 04:47:37 AM
It is only a misdemeanor charge in Illinois.

You stole my line you bastard!!!!!11!

And if they had maxed me, instead of being on probation I'd be serving a 4yr prison sentance for having marijuana on my person
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