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Reddawn
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« on: November 20, 2009, 03:17:27 PM »
Moderately Cute Right Winger: "Hey do you want to go see Sarah Palin tonight?"

Me: "Where is she stripping and will she be all nude?"

Moderately Cute Right Winger: "Shut up, she is doing a book signing?"

Me: "I thought from that interview with Ms Chipper CBS Broad she doesn't read and she wrote a book? I smell a ghost writer"

Moderately Cute Right Winger: "So you don't want to go?"

Me: "To get a book signed by her where there is no nudity involved?"

Moderately Cute Right Winger: "Maybe if you ask her nice she will flash you some boob"

Me: "I wonder if I can get a picture taken where I am cupping her boob"

Moderately Cute Right Winger: "It's good to have a dream.....so you want to go?"

Me: "please hold"

I'll probably go.....unless Randall Tex Cobb gets Aion and then I will powerlevel him
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« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2009, 03:19:34 PM »
I don't think so because I REALLY need you to power level me.
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« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2009, 07:00:54 PM »
Yeah, power level me too.
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« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2009, 07:02:36 PM »
I'll power level your face
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« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2009, 07:09:00 PM »
Maybe you can get Sarah Palin to power level you.
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« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2009, 07:33:18 PM »
with her boobs
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« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2009, 08:32:37 PM »
Whoa!
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« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2009, 08:44:18 PM »
is the RL friend hot?
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« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2009, 09:45:03 PM »
been there done that better off as friends...but she's cute yeah
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« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2009, 10:00:12 PM »
If she's cute, then I'd say....stay friends with her, because even if you are better off as friends, maybe her friends are better off for humping.
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« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2009, 10:13:49 PM »
Quote from: Stugots on November 20, 2009, 10:00:12 PM
If she's cute, then I'd say....stay friends with her, because even if you are better off as friends, maybe her friends are better off for humping.

That is one of my favorite litmus test in figuring out if a girl really wants to "just be friends."  this video becomes relavent to the conversation @1:50
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« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2009, 11:01:13 PM »
Picture of your friend.
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