Wolverines

I bet the reporter wanted to push the kid down

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what did he say??? I like totals??

I like turtles

He was apart of a YTMND fad for a bit.  Weird kid

Weird?  No way!  This kid is a comic genius!!!  Here he is, presented with what can only seem to a child of that age as a terrifyingly intimidating chance to speak to the world via the local news affiliate, and does he say something bland and childish like, "Candy is tasty" or "Zombies are fun and scary"?  Nope.  He steps up to the plate with grace and, completely unfazed by the camera in his face and his shit-eating parents off to the side glowingly watching their brave little boy, knocks it out of the park with the simplest, most irrelevant comment he can come up with, "I like turtles."  Well played little one.  You have a glorious future ahead of you!

LOL. well played

"...alright, you're a...great zombie...."

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This video never gets old

you should be a local news anchor

I should be a lot of things, but most of them require work.

nah we'll just make a podcast/youtube channel and just steal the idea from family guy and call it Grinds my Gears and have you rant for 5-10 mins, film it, post it, collect ad money

have your people call my people

done.

edit:  We need you to do the shows all sauced up on JD then we can have them sponsor it

Tequila > JD.  Just Sayin.

P.S. This is why I could never be a newscaster.

Tequila is the devil.  I mean, WTF?

/agreed  .. tequila is the devil's breast milk ... don't drink it. drink jack daniels - its good for you.

Cheap tequila is evil.....expensive tequila is good for you.

Boones Farm is classier.  It's almost wine.

What's a good expensive tequila? Blue Agave?

Patrone ftw.  Its alot more expensive but worth it.  Hell you don't even need lime/salt for that.

"Tequila" and "good" should never be in the same sentence together unless "is not" is in between them.

Preach on brother JT.

Mui bueno

http://www.bevmo.com/productinfo.asp?area=home&seref=froogle&pf_id=00000050996

also

I'll drink thunderbird, thank you very much.  It's fortified.   

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Low-end_fortified_wine

well back when i still drank regular like i couldn't tell you what brand i drank of any of the alcohols, but some things i did learn were i dont like gin, vodka should not come in a metal bottle, diet orange cordial should not be mixed with vodka, and when mixing port, vodka, sambucca, rum and another type of "cheap" Fortified wine (that i cant remember the name of) in the same  frezzer/microwave safe plastic mug and it starts to melt you probably should stop drinking it (learn that one the hard way).

Ps. what i did want to say was that if you guys actually did this i wouldn't be at all surprised if you made a nice little profit before 20 other copycats done the same thing and it became old news

I've heard that a good, expensive tequilla is an enjoyable change-of-pace to a nice, smooth single malt scotch. Though I have a hard time finding a nice place where the two are served; i'll likely have to buy my own. So Patrone?

what a bunch of booze-hounds.

LOL

That's code for 'they like turtles!'

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my brain aint working and i can't work out what anyone means today...

blargh.

I can't even focus on the screen...maybe its time i got off the comp...

I find my eyes hurt when I look at awesomeness for too long, you may need to stop reading my posts for a while.