Someone pissed in your popcorn....news at 11

[Reddawn]

I bet the reporter wanted to push the kid down

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[jugs]

what did he say??? I like totals??

[Reddawn]

I like turtles

[BCBrent]

He was apart of a YTMND fad for a bit.  Weird kid

[Jim Tressel]

Weird?  No way!  This kid is a comic genius!!!  Here he is, presented with what can only seem to a child of that age as a terrifyingly intimidating chance to speak to the world via the local news affiliate, and does he say something bland and childish like, "Candy is tasty" or "Zombies are fun and scary"?  Nope.  He steps up to the plate with grace and, completely unfazed by the camera in his face and his shit-eating parents off to the side glowingly watching their brave little boy, knocks it out of the park with the simplest, most irrelevant comment he can come up with, "I like turtles."  Well played little one.  You have a glorious future ahead of you!

[Nightstalker]

Weird?  No way!  This kid is a comic genius!!!  Here he is, presented with what can only seem to a child of that age as a terrifyingly intimidating chance to speak to the world via the local news affiliate, and does he say something bland and childish like, "Candy is tasty" or "Zombies are fun and scary"?  Nope.  He steps up to the plate with grace and, completely unfazed by the camera in his face and his shit-eating parents off to the side glowingly watching their brave little boy, knocks it out of the park with the simplest, most irrelevant comment he can come up with, "I like turtles."  Well played little one.  You have a glorious future ahead of you!

LOL. well played

[Krogoth]

"...alright, you're a...great zombie...."

[Jim Tressel]

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[thrun]

This video never gets old

[Snackcakes]

Weird?  No way!  This kid is a comic genius!!!  Here he is, presented with what can only seem to a child of that age as a terrifyingly intimidating chance to speak to the world via the local news affiliate, and does he say something bland and childish like, "Candy is tasty" or "Zombies are fun and scary"?  Nope.  He steps up to the plate with grace and, completely unfazed by the camera in his face and his shit-eating parents off to the side glowingly watching their brave little boy, knocks it out of the park with the simplest, most irrelevant comment he can come up with, "I like turtles."  Well played little one.  You have a glorious future ahead of you!

you should be a local news anchor

[Jim Tressel]

I should be a lot of things, but most of them require work.

[Snackcakes]

I should be a lot of things, but most of them require work.

nah we'll just make a podcast/youtube channel and just steal the idea from family guy and call it Grinds my Gears and have you rant for 5-10 mins, film it, post it, collect ad money

have your people call my people

done.

edit:  We need you to do the shows all sauced up on JD then we can have them sponsor it

[ch0wdah]

edit:  We need you to do the shows all sauced up on JD then we can have them sponsor it

Tequila > JD.  Just Sayin.

P.S. This is why I could never be a newscaster.

[Jim Tressel]

edit:  We need you to do the shows all sauced up on JD then we can have them sponsor it

Tequila > JD.  Just Sayin.

Tequila is the devil.  I mean, WTF?

[Snackcakes]

edit:  We need you to do the shows all sauced up on JD then we can have them sponsor it

Tequila > JD.  Just Sayin.

Tequila is the devil.  I mean, WTF?

/agreed  .. tequila is the devil's breast milk ... don't drink it. drink jack daniels - its good for you.