Wolverines

WHEN:        Weekend of April 17th!!!!
WHERE:      Bleedhoofs abode in Charlotte
WHY:          Why not? So Turkley can call us idiots, so JT can threaten to punch you in the dick, hear RedDawn fart, see Sultress perform belly dances!

If anyone is NEAR Ohio come here and we'll all travel down like a pack of assholes. If you are on the way we'll pick your asses up. JUST GET THERE


IN FOR SURE:

RedDawn
SnackCakes
JimTauren
FUCKING TURKLEY
Sultress
Luke the Gook
Stugots
Randoru (if wife permits)

Much fun will be had by all and i expect to see at least 5 ohio people, alch, dyeboy, varg, gristle and sultress there

gonna also start a headcount

Balgazor
Varg
Bleedhoof
Sultress
Unno
Troyer
Cowz + .5(mini moo)

should be able to make this either weekend.

Of course I'll be there!   Should I bring cake?  :)

Yes cake is always welcome at my household...

AS much as i'd love to come ... CHarlotte is a bit too far from Melbourne ...

Is there a dive bar and awesome long islands? I"M SO SO THERE.

Hmm...Mom lives in Charlotte well...Mooresville ...close enough.

I should go visit.

Wonder if the T-bird can be in shape by April?

Hmmm....think think think.

Cowz, Lil' Cowz, and I might actually be in.  Lil' Cowz will be just old enough to tell us she's tired of sitting.

We have a bar called Cue which has pool tables, sharkys which has awesome wings, and harmancos which is a lousiana style bar and has great fried pickles

Bleed what hotel would be best (cheapest) and near your diggs.

i have room for about 4 or 5 folks to sleep on floor comfortably, i have a long couch and an aerobed. 

http://www.hiexpress.com/h/d/ex/1/en/hotel/aemnc?&cm_mmc=mdpr-_-googlemaps-_-ex-_-aemnc&dp=true

is prolly nicest and closest hotel. 

The holiday inn is nice but 85 bucks a night is a little pricy would ....
Americas Best Value Inn and Suites
200 Henson Street
Albemarle NC 28001
be inconveniently located? Looking at about half the price.

I have drill on 4-5 April so the weekend of April 11th would work best for me.  If we decide on the 11th I'm in!

GOD DAMN YOU AND YOUR DRILL! :P

April 10th weekend winning

PS...I get the couch fuckfaces so dont even think about it

Do a RUDA  gron.

PS-  I just now threw out the empty liquor bottles from halloween.

Hey... I get the couch!

Gron will share with you.  He is nice and cuddly.  JT knows what I'm talking about.

I might be able to go finances depending.  Either weekend should be ok though.


Another thought.  Is this the sort of scenario we should subject children to?

as of right now we will have 2 inflatable beds for people to sleep in

i am in and i call an inflatable bed, no cuddle buddy required. I will punch you in the dick (unless JT comes, then he will do it). now i demand kastil and that southern bastard rando show up. its NC, its practically the south.

Remember though, I only grew up in the south.  I'm in the freaking tundra right now.  MN is about 1174 miles away according to google maps.

I'm in either weekend.  I call dibs on the trunk of Turk's car.

What's a RUDA, is that like a barrel roll?

Also, is Easter the second weekend in April?

Also, I have:

Couch: Red, Sultress, and gr0n
Inflatable bed 1: Snacks
Inflatable bed 2:
Turkley's Trunk: JT
Minnesota:  Kas
Somewhere in the South:  Rando

always big to-dos going on when i wont be there...

someone should plan something for when i'm actually in the country.

Hotti, know anything fun in cali?

Bob, we could have a wolvie gathering in KS right?

Sultress....you are writing checks your body can't cash.

I informed Grabass he is coming this time

The woman has been bugging me to go down souf lately.  Maybe I'll take vacation around then and stop by.   

If thrun, JT, rando, and I all show up... you better pray we don't drink too much jack daniels. we will rape the land and pillage the women.

OOOOOOH LAND RAPING! I call dibs on air bed #2

I have an air mattress also.

Are we still talking about the BBQ?

Either that or juggz mom.   Is even around here anymore? 

He's in game, but not a member or any part of the wolverines.

She is still making her rounds though.

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5,000,000,000,000,you,son,ofa,bit,ch0,000 DKP minus

I just jizzed in my pants. 

what? you don't like grilled cheese? damn commie.

Yes, it's a barrel roll...but one that you do at another time as opposed to the previously scheduled one.  I'll already be needing to make up January's barrel rolls since I'll be on TDY (that's like an Immelmann, Chow).

Easter is on Sunday, April 12th, and does that matter?

Also, I'd like to defer my couch privs since it seems to be oversold.  I'll make spoons with JT in the trunk.

I'm so glad my mother lives down there (bed...room...) this way I don't have to worry about JT sneaking up behind me while I'm sleepin'.

the 3rd would work better for me. i'll be heading to the rents place for easter - sorry gr0n.

yeah...Easter counts so gr0n...you fucked it up for everyone. I think the 3rd is going to have to be the weekend.

Jesus Christ, gr0n...






was born on Easter, so I have to pick the 3rd as well.

Being the Pagan bastard I am I had no idea Easter was the 13th. You Christians and your goofy ass holidays.

damnit rando, you made me spit my coffee. +1

Have fun guys!  I'll be launching jets.

So, what's wrong with the weekend after Easter?

If only i was 18... then i would be able to drive down with out my mom bitching about were im going

jesus gr0n is there now end......um I guess nothing is wrong with the 18th.

Everyone good with the 18th so gr0n can come and get pwned?

First he wants to ruin baby Jesus' birthday, and now he wants us to reschedule because he feels the need to kill other babies in the air force?



I guess I'm okay with that.

So what's the official date? 

I'm a no-go for the 2nd and 3rd weekends in April - celebrating Rand's birthday one weekend, mom's the next.  Other than that, I'll be happy to come pollute your environment.... I mean visit your lovely home.

Why are you celebrating my birthday? Also, you're a few months early seeing as it's in September.

yeah i believe the 3rd weekend is the crawl for cancer. basically we get a team of 10 people and we go to 5 bars, drink 20 pitchers of beer, and then go to an after party with free beer. at $35 bucks a person, its a good cause and a good time.

ok first weekend it is....sorry gr0n :P

Kith are you coming?

LMFAO. Going to start calling RUDAs barrel rolls from now on.

Fuck you all.

P.S.:  I love you all.

RUDA

IF you dont come to this, i will call the A.G.E. shop up there and tell them to not deliver any -60s to any jet your working, hope you like listening to the APU.

Meh, miss a drill. It's not like you're contractually obligated to be there. er wait.....



meh, miss it anyway.

You guys are a pain in my ass.

If you'd remember to bring vasoline it wouldn't hurt nearly as bad. Does this mean you're coming?

So, the crawl is actually May 30th.  Guess what?  I have drill that weekend too!  (only 3 more years of this shit...)

Now the only person with an April 18th conflict is Kith.  Kith would you really go?

Making up drills is a huge pain in the gonads for me, since I either need to come in on a SUTA or when we're doing a flyby or launching/recovering for a deployment that I'm not on.  All of the other days I could come in is when I work my real job, so it kind of makes that difficult unless I want to burn vacation days.  This year is going to be particularly interesting, since I will need to make up potentially 2 drill weekends due to the fact I'll be on TDY during the Jan and Feb UTA.  That makes missing any others almost out of the question.

All of that said, I'll probably be a gametime decision since I don't know how it will all play out.  I'll let you know.

-gr0n

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http://unitedstatesofbarrelroll.ytmnd.com/

That's fine, do it up on the 3rd weekend.  Gr0n will get more out of the drunkeness than I would anyway. :)

Looks like gr0n is F'd.

April 3rd it is.

Let's get a head count. Turkley don't be a queer and not come because of money. I got your back brother. I love you in a non-faggot way.

WHO IS IN?

in

In.

Turk's in too.  Don't listen to whatever bullshit he starts spouting.  He's going and that's the end of it.

Hey now.  I do need to be able to afford it.  Either that or you asshats pay for the gas.

Dude.....I will sugar daddy the whole trip just to spend some quality time with you baby cakes

I'll pay for the gas.  Don't be a wiener.

You guys spend enough time below the mason dixie and your going to start putting sugar in your tea and making eyes at your sister.

YEEEEEEEEHHAAAAAAAAAAAA

Red, should i bring "no shit, right?" for you?

Sure as long as she is ok with me wearing her like a hat. I don't eat til I get full....I eat til I get tired. That will get her juices flowing I bet!

So who's paying for my gas? I just bought a house.

For realz though, I'm planning on being "in" but we'll have to see how finances pan out.

In

in

Possibly in?

HERDING CATS


How's the 18th work for everyone? gr0n wants to come really bad...so bad he teared up as he was on one knee in my office. He's so cute when he tears up I just fold like a cheap suit

also making up drill weekends is for the birds

for fucks sake you keep changing the date. im in.

I want gron to come....the date is set all you guys can go fuck yourselves. Except JT....he makes me giggle


also....one night or two? driving that far and back in one day suxx0rs

what about kith

guess what? i have air national guard drill that weekend (not shit i really do) lol.

No need to change for me though. I am just going to save that much more for vegas.

He's not coming, at least that's what I thought he said.  If he and Varg want to come, I'll try to get out of drill, or just not come at all.

na dont change it for me. I might be able to get out of it.  I got out of this weekend lol.

Yeah I feel about the same way.  Although I will not be able to get out of April drill probably, since I already have two to make up.  If the 3rd works best for most people (which it sounds like) then by all means go then.

I don't care when it is, but someone is picking me up since no one would for the halloween party.

Jeesus i'm so confused....this is why i don't read the boards, other then this random time and LMFAO at some of the recent video posts, i seriously have no fucking idea what's going on with the BBQ, but i'm IN as soon as you dicks get your head's out your asses and figure out when we're going to be there for sure.

it's in the topic duder

See what happens when people try to be accomidating and nice to each other?  You're confusing Alch!

Unfortunately I can't make it - mom's birthday is that weekend and I'm all about not getting disowned by my family.  You all have great time, take plenty of incriminating pictures of Turkley(is there any other kind?) and I'll catch everyone at the next one.

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Let's get this back going....anyone new going? Who of you fucks that reside in the south are going?

ill be going

Well shit, if Bleed's gonna be there I'm out.  Fuckin' republicans ruin everything.

at least we arent tax cheats

I would probably hesitate before making that comment if I were you.

Hehe

updates.....everyone still in on this?

In.

In.

In.

Not in. Wife's birthday is the next weekend and we are taking a week long trip for that. As much as I love drunken sex with you all, she is better in the sack.

Bullshit, I can suck the chrome off of a trailor hitch. 

Is she hot rando? Hotter than Thrun's luscious beard flowing in the breeze of his screaming bass?

I think she's hot. In fact she looks a lot like your avatar from behind.

Pics or you must answer to mr. lol cat

(http://blog.thisiskatie.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/gtfo-take-fail.jpg)

Ok.  So what day are we leaving and what time?  I need to find out if I need to request time off for this.

I was thinking friday. If you can't get it off then we can leave after you get home. Ain't no thang!

Sunday lunch with Grabass

I can get the day off, but if I don't have to take it off, I would rather not.

DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT TURKLEY!!!!

I mean if you don't want to spend the extra time with me I guess I understand....you heartless prick!

what he said.


also, who the hell is grabass

Jesus Christ snacks....die please

Grabass is from the Planetside days...remember the time when you were giving hand jobs in Pearl Alley for Beer money? He is epic.

I second Senator Red's assessment that Grabass is epic.  I've never seen anyone pass out face down on a floor the way he does.  Literally, face down.  Nose and forehead directly in the carpet.  Lifeless arms at his side.  Hardcore.

Grabass is the opposite of Turkley.....instead of scamming broads 10 years older he goes 10 years younger.

Habanero's don't burn Grabass....Grabass burns habanero's

Wow its true.  Habaneros burn the shit out of me.

you aren't supposed to stick 'em in your ass turk. geez, you freak!

Don't judge me.

too late for that

Why isn't Grabass coming to the BBQ???   Tell that slacker to at least long in YIM once in a while and say hi.

money's tight....so quit your yappin! :P

Varg is punking us out

i have national guard that weekend.

WHAT THE FUCK EVER DUDE

someone already used that excuse varg! and we changed the date for him!

So it's official, I can now say for pretty darn sure that I won't be attending.  The Tbird needs springs up front (they're broken) and not sure when i'm going to find the time to do it.

Stu, I am going to dispatch JT to your location.

before April 17 if you know whats good for you


I'd be down for a Buffalo trip to straighten Stu out

Hey, if I could find a defenite pair of springs to even buy (ones specific to my application,) that would get it to pass inspection, and I'd be more than happy to take the time off from the pizzeria...god knows I need it..

But...so far I havent found one definitive answer on the websites I check as to which springs/load rate will work with a 4cyl turbo thunderbird.  Plenty of V8 stuff but that would make my less hefty bird look like a 4x4

Still working on it though, get back to you soon.

WIN!

Vargs problem is he has already skipped like 14 weekends and now he can't skip anymore. So we get punished for his douchebaggedness

can't they find someone else to serve the sloppy joes?

ok the trip is NOT the 17th. Bleedhoofs dad is having surgery. First weekend in May?

Im sorry guys, we have to postpone the BBQ, I just got some news about my dad and he has to have surgery on Friday the 17th and Im going to their house that weekend to help take care of him for a few days.  Joel is going to get with you C-bus pukes to see when we can reschedule.  Once again sorry guys, this was out of my hands

Aww, sorry to hear Bleed - I'll keep Dad in my prayers!

Hope your dad is ok.

Glad it's delayed a bit though, gives me a bit more time.

yeah maybe the 17th we should just invade Buffalo

Done.

Well that solves my problem then. My wife doesn't have to kill me!

Have I told you today that I love you Tom?

You are so sweet to me, Red.

STUGOTS BE READY!

(this will give me an excuse to buy some Bison French Onion dip.....official dip of the Buffalo Bills!)

Stu, we will be in your pizzeria.  Eating your pies.  Done.

On a side note, a few of us will be in NC on the 25th to drive the "Tail of the Dragon" (Hwy 129) so if anyone is nearby and wants to join in the antics, feel free.

-gr0n

DO IT.

Holy shit, i should start cleaning.

Don't forget the springs.  JT and I will be bringing tools.

JT will bringing Turk who is a tool? i think that's what the turk-mister meant.

I'll be watching the tools with tools since I have no mechanical ability whatsoever

Let's wrench on some shit.

Soooo um... you guys coming up?  (MY vacation starts promptly on Sunday...when I will start working on the bird, then as my vaction continues monday ...and ends that day I will hopefully finish it up)  So...um...havent heard anything else so whats up?

I'm coming.  Fuck all these other guys if they're bailing.  They're a bunch of faggots anyway.

JT have you been hitting the bottle again?

He's off his meds

faggots.

twinks

get me a job at ground control and i'll go! i look sweet in a headset!