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Title: RedDawn's OMFG TMI thread #4 Post by: Reddawn on January 08, 2009, 10:39:03 PM FADE IN
INT. BATHROOM - POWELL - DAWN Camera looks down on a large hulking man gingerly sitting down on the toilet. He tucks in his junk and is ready for battle Iphone in hand. CAMERA ZOOMS IN ON IPHONE Large hulking man loads up ESPN to see what kind of nonsense has happened over night. CAMERA SWIVELS AROUND TO MANS FACE A look of pure terror comes across large hulking mans face. He starts to grunt forcefully. His face turns bright red as he squeezes his eyes closed in immense pain. LARGE HULKING MAN (to himself) WHAT THE FUCK.....GOD DAMMIT.....THERE IS NO GOD EXT. HOUSE - POWELL - DAWN A gigantic scream is heard. The birds fly out of the trees. Lights slowly come on up and down the road at the torturous roar. The sound of something heavy thuds dully in the background. FADE OUT If you didn't know already I work at a hospital. All of my PC's, Blood Gas Analyzers and ventilators are in the Intensive care units. So I am surrounded by death and disease on a daily basis. No matter how often I was my hands I am constantly sick anymore. For the last week I have been shitting out water like a faucet. I will shit out a gallon of gravy and not 10 minutes later I am evacuating another gallon of toxic waste. Last night I had my fill of it. So I took a couple Immodium in hopes I could form a semi-solid shit. WRONG. It was a VERY solid shit and the size of a fist. That's what I felt coming down my rectum. Yes, it damn near killed me. Holy fuck. It was excruciating. I gave birth to Troyer's twin brother. I now know what natural childbirth feels like. I needed an epidural. I must have pushed that sucker out for a minute. Once it was ejected the sound of my asshole slamming shut I thought was going to shatter the toilet bowl. I am pretty sure concussion rings shot out in all directions like the Death Star in the UPDATED AND MORE AWESOME Star Wars. What a way to start the day. Title: Re: RedDawn's OMFG TMI thread #4 Post by: Varg on January 08, 2009, 10:41:25 PM LMAO OMFG . Epic.
Title: Re: RedDawn's OMFG TMI thread #4 Post by: Aldoran on January 08, 2009, 11:25:58 PM I
hurt myself laughing. I'm still laughing. I may have blown a funny fuse. Title: Re: RedDawn's OMFG TMI thread #4 Post by: Arctic on January 08, 2009, 11:56:57 PM (http://i20.tinypic.com/308yt6x.jpg)
All that one needs to say Title: Re: RedDawn's OMFG TMI thread #4 Post by: Redbear8 on January 09, 2009, 12:04:21 AM WTF...
I understood an Arctic post after only 1 read. +1 for both of you. Title: Re: RedDawn's OMFG TMI thread #4 Post by: Troyer on January 09, 2009, 01:31:38 AM I have a brother!? Can I come visit him?
Title: Re: RedDawn's OMFG TMI thread #4 Post by: Turkley on January 09, 2009, 01:32:21 PM Damn Red, I figured JT would have stretched you out by now.
Title: Re: RedDawn's OMFG TMI thread #4 Post by: Reddawn on January 09, 2009, 01:53:54 PM I am not a bottom.....
Title: Re: RedDawn's OMFG TMI thread #4 Post by: Snackcakes on January 09, 2009, 02:33:36 PM (http://i42.tinypic.com/fyfxhf.jpg).
I have a brother!? Can I come visit him? Title: Re: RedDawn's OMFG TMI thread #4 Post by: Troyer on January 09, 2009, 06:32:01 PM Whoa! Red's toilet uses a power supply!!
I guess from the descriptions he does need extra flushing power. Title: Re: RedDawn's OMFG TMI thread #4 Post by: skeanthu on January 09, 2009, 10:42:53 PM You owe me one G15 keyboard.
Title: Re: RedDawn's OMFG TMI thread #4 Post by: Dammit Dan on March 02, 2009, 01:02:47 PM OMFGROFLMFAOWTF my diaphram will now hurt for weeks i laughed so hard when will i get to hear this in TS during a raid so all of our DPS can be like mine was when I first joined the guild
Title: Re: RedDawn's OMFG TMI thread #4 Post by: thrun on March 03, 2009, 02:58:27 AM My band and a few other people just ate 300 bucks worth of food and drank a bunch of digestive liquors and san gria at Buca. You should smell what came out of my ass.
Title: Re: RedDawn's OMFG TMI thread #4 Post by: ch0wdah on March 03, 2009, 02:36:48 PM I still can't believe someone, even Snacks, would attempt to visualize this story. Which may be why I am no artist.
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