Karma.....gotta love it

Every morning my drive into work is an adventure. Today's light rain didn't help matters much. Here in Columbus rain is treated pretty much like you are driving on 6 inches of ice. People slow WAY down and are extra careful because if they aren't their car might fly off the road and explode. We are extra careful people here in Columbus. Tomfoolery is punishable by death.

So I am driving down the freeway and here is my exit. I start to merge onto the exit lane when this jackass who was getting ONTO the freeway decided that it would be good for him to drive 70 mph in the exit lane and go in front of me. Kind of like those people who are merging onto road that drive all the way to the front of the backed up traffic to merge in while you wait for minutes as all these asshats pile up to the front and just make things worse. (315 and Hard Rd for Columbus people)

Well I have a ginormous F-150 wrapped around me that is built FORD TOUGH (cue Toby Keith). So I continue to merge and he is forced to slow down and merge behind me. At that point I hear what is the most feminine horn coming from his Subaru Outback. I chuckle.

He then drives by me on the left within about 3 inches from my truck blaring his Hello Kitty horn. Since I am a level 70 protection spec'd warrior I was not rattled by his antics. He then speeds up and starts merging into the middle lane.

Enter karma.

He didn't bother to check the lane he was merging into so he didn't see Mr. BMW 535i driving WAY too fast.

WORLDS COLLIDE!

The BMW totally rear ended the little Subaru and both cars were mangled up a little but neither spun out or exploded and were able to pull over.

For a brief second I considered throwing it into 4 wheel drive and drive up the embankment to go over and kick the Subaru guy in the balls for being retarded. Instead I drove into work with a smile on my face knowing that I have totally ruined that guys day.