Letters you would like to write.

[Snackcakes]

Dear IT guy at the college of social work,
        Stop spamming my inbox with stupid questions. There is this thing called the "internet" and "google" .. fucking use it. It takes me 4 min to find the answer to your question by using these items, which is more time than it takes for you string non-coherent sentences together into an email to send to me.

PS: I am going to set your office on fire.

[thrun]

Dear IT guy at the college of social work,
        Stop spamming my inbox with stupid questions. There is this thing called the "internet" and "google" .. fucking use it. It takes me 4 min to find the answer to your question by using these items, which is more time than it takes for you string non-coherent sentences together into an email to send to me.

PS: I am going to set your office on fire.

http://justfuckinggoogleit.com/

[Snackcakes]

Dear IT guy at the College of Social Work
         You fat, lazy, impotent, stupid, bastard... When your office pays me to make you an image for you to use on your staff machines and I give you this image you are supposed to use it. You are not supposed to call me to come over there and use it for you.  Get off your ass and do it yourself. I am going to set your office on fire.


Edit:


PS: Remember how I told you we would give you our ghost software for free. As long as you just got a portable HD. Yeah I know you have it you lazy fuck and you telling me that you "don't have enough time to put it together" just makes me want to shoot you. The fact that I saw it on the floor of your office and know its been there for at least 3 months. All you have to do is insert the drive into the enclosure and put in 2 screws and you are done. That's it. You have a masters in CIS and can't understand shit. I am going to set your office on fire.


Editx2:

Just and update for anyone who is reading/whatever - I took his coolmax drive and assembled and formatted it for this douche, its been in his office for at least 2-3 months, I just got this email from him...

Subject: can you let me know when the drive is done

I will com by central
I need to use the drive to backup someone esles machine.
 
-Tom

After 3 months he didn't need it, but now that I took care of it, there's a need.

[Bleedhoof]

Dear companies that use an automated interface,

If i wanted to talk to a machine and press numbers for different things, I would go stand in front of my microwave and carry on a conversation with it until my popcorn was done.   Please please please for the love of all that which is holy have a human being answer the phone. 

-Brian

[Snackcakes]

you know this does make me feel a little better. kudos to kas

i will NOT set your office on fire.

[Sultress]

Lil - have you tried plain jane, unscented litter?   I have a cat who, for 12 years, pooped right outside the litterbox.  I talked to the vet and he had just talked to a cat psych, and that person said usually it's that the cat doesn't like the brand/type of litter.  They did a study and found the cheap target brand was most preferred, however I haven't gotten to target to try it, but did get some arm and hammer unscented plain litter and OMG.. the cat has pooped in the litter box almost every time!  I also got a storage container that's like 2.5 times the size of a regular litter box for her - and put one type of litter in one and one type in the other and she'll use both, but seems to prefer the cheap one! 

[Redbear8]

I myself prefer the cheap one, it doesn't stick to my feet nearly as badly as the more expensive brands, and my hands don't get as smelly when I cover up.


Dear Beer,

Why do you treat me the way you do, when you know I love you so? I give you all the attention you want, and I bring you to all the cool parties. I just don't know why you continue to give me headaches. Don't you want us to be together?

Love,
Rando

[Liladia]

Lil - have you tried plain jane, unscented litter?   I have a cat who, for 12 years, pooped right outside the litterbox.  I talked to the vet and he had just talked to a cat psych, and that person said usually it's that the cat doesn't like the brand/type of litter.  They did a study and found the cheap target brand was most preferred, however I haven't gotten to target to try it, but did get some arm and hammer unscented plain litter and OMG.. the cat has pooped in the litter box almost every time!  I also got a storage container that's like 2.5 times the size of a regular litter box for her - and put one type of litter in one and one type in the other and she'll use both, but seems to prefer the cheap one! 

We've actually tried a bunch of different types of litter - I think that it's just that he prefers tile. I'm very grateful that he will still pee in the box. I'm thinking of trying Feliway - it's mostly to prevent spraying, but it's also supposed to work for stress/grumpiness.

Ah well, fortunately Gabe makes up for it in other ways. Here he is helping me study for my pharmacotherapy/therapeutics course:

[Kastil]

you know this does make me feel a little better. kudos to kas

i will NOT set your office on fire.

Thanks Snacks, especially since my "office" is the greater Minneapolis area with a smidge of Wisconsin, Iowa and once Cincinnati.

Bleed, sometimes when I get those automated tellers I just start hitting Zero until an operator picks up.  Like a million times in a row zero.  Sometimes it works.

[Krogoth]

you know this does make me feel a little better. kudos to kas

i will NOT set your office on fire.

Thanks Snacks, especially since my "office" is the greater Minneapolis area with a smidge of Wisconsin, Iowa and once Cincinnati.

Bleed, sometimes when I get those automated tellers I just start hitting Zero until an operator picks up.  Like a million times in a row zero.  Sometimes it works.

if its one of those that you have to talk into (I'm talking about YOU XBox support), I just say "Agent" to any question it asks. gets me there eventually

[Bleedhoof]

i have to call them all the time for bank payoffs and the DMV and whatnot and i've tried all the tricks in the book and some of them still dont have backdoors.  ive found saying "help" as an answer gets me to an operator who then puts me on hold for 30 mins waiting for another live person who can actually help me

[Ellanorah]

Dear the person whom I was going write this too...

clearly you aren't worth the bother, but you did something that really must have ground my gears, only I can't remember what.
So screw you for pissing me off and then making me forget about it, whilst leaving me with this feeling of piss-ivity.  That's right you made me make up a new word. And I hate making up new words, because then i have to explain thier meanings to people who don't understnad me the first 5 times that I try to get to explain it.

Grr.
-Pissed off and confused.


(this one happens at work all the time, and I don't know how these people function in an English speaking society)
Dear people who can't speak english
When I ask you a question, don't just smile and nod at me.  For instance, when I ask if you have "Flybuys", don't say yes, then hand me money.  Also, when I ask that same question, don't reply with "how much?".  That wasn't what I was saying.  Just freakin' listen to me. It's clear that you live here, as you have a bank account with one of our countries banks.  Don't make me repeat the question 50 times until you realise that I am not stating how much you owe, but asking if you have a rewards card.
Blargh.

PS.  People who make phonecalls while waiting in line to be served are the ultimate in rude! If someone calls you on your cell phone, thats a different matter.  If you make a call, you should be shot.  Also, carrying on a conversation with the people you are with is rude, especially since the transaction does require some interaction with me.  When I ask "How are you?" I would like some sort of response, even if it is just "I'm ok".  You wouldn't appreciate it if I was talking to another staff memeber while I am "serving" you.

[Snackcakes]

PS.  People who make phonecalls while waiting in line to be served are the ultimate in rude! If someone calls you on your cell phone, thats a different matter.  If you make a call, you should be shot.  Also, carrying on a conversation with the people you are with is rude, especially since the transaction does require some interaction with me.  When I ask "How are you?" I would like some sort of response, even if it is just "I'm ok".  You wouldn't appreciate it if I was talking to another staff memeber while I am "serving" you.

Ughh... that drives me nuts, you just want to grab the phone from them and throw it.

[Redbear8]

Dear the person whom I was going write this too...

clearly you aren't worth the bother, but you did something that really must have ground my gears, only I can't remember what.
So screw you for pissing me off and then making me forget about it, whilst leaving me with this feeling of piss-ivity.  That's right you made me make up a new word. And I hate making up new words, because then i have to explain thier meanings to people who don't understnad me the first 5 times that I try to get to explain it.

Grr.
-Pissed off and confused.


(this one happens at work all the time, and I don't know how these people function in an English speaking society)
Dear people who can't speak english
When I ask you a question, don't just smile and nod at me.  For instance, when I ask if you have "Flybuys", don't say yes, then hand me money.  Also, when I ask that same question, don't reply with "how much?".  That wasn't what I was saying.  Just freakin' listen to me. It's clear that you live here, as you have a bank account with one of our countries banks.  Don't make me repeat the question 50 times until you realise that I am not stating how much you owe, but asking if you have a rewards card.
Blargh.

PS.  People who make phonecalls while waiting in line to be served are the ultimate in rude! If someone calls you on your cell phone, thats a different matter.  If you make a call, you should be shot.  Also, carrying on a conversation with the people you are with is rude, especially since the transaction does require some interaction with me.  When I ask "How are you?" I would like some sort of response, even if it is just "I'm ok".  You wouldn't appreciate it if I was talking to another staff memeber while I am "serving" you.

I honestly never knew strip clubs patrons were so rude. I give you my utmost respect Ella!

/salute

[thrun]

I honestly never knew strip clubs patrons were so rude. I give you my utmost respect Ellah!

/salute

Randoru is the type of guy that warms the quarters up first before he licks them and sticks them to your ass.  He's a real class act.   I seen it.