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ok. I work in a gigantic hospital filled with a billion different lovely dieases. We have gigantic growths growing on people, MRSA FTW, we have several therapists with whooping cough and one other with a possible case of TB. So I get sick a lot. I have currently been sick with a horrendous sinus infection and a lovely intense burning sensation in my chest.
I was taking tylenol cold and it was helping with my stuffy nose but wasn't doing anything for my sinuses. I kept blowing and blowing and blowing and the snot was everflowing. At one point I lost my mind and decided I would try to clear out my entire nasal cavity even if it took me all sunday afternoon. I was determined. So I go into full nose blowing and snarking mode. SPUTUM BE GONE! Oh my god it just kept coming and coming.....kinda like Turk and his cougar. About 10 minutes into it I having a raging headache. I will win or die trying at this point.
So I decide to keep on blowing as hard as I can. All of a sudden I feel like gigantic pop in my head and there is no more snot is my nose.
Normally I never look at snot.....just like I dont gander at the destruction I shat into a toilet bowl. But I was like that was unnatural and the tissue seemed to weigh 8 pounds.
I open it up....I look....in it was a GLOB of snot about the size of a McDonalds Chicken nugget.
WTF.
I started dry heaving and then decided to just full on yak. That thing was disgusting.......but I am clear as a bell. I shouldn't have looked.
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« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2008, 06:39:16 PM » |
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I coughed up something once that spread out to the size of a pancake once it hit the ground. It sounds similar to what you just described.
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« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2008, 06:42:33 PM » |
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It's gross, but it sure does feel great to get that shit out of your sinus' and lungs.
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« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2008, 06:48:28 PM » |
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What? This isn't my fault? How can this be?
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« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2008, 06:51:21 PM » |
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dude if this would have been your fault I swear to god Evie would have grown up without a father and probably would be stripping by 18
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« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2008, 07:24:11 PM » |
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Troyer, it's only your fault if Red's nuts are involved in the story.
You should learn to be more gentle with those things.
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« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2008, 07:29:32 PM » |
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No Pictures? I'm intrigued.....
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« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2008, 09:07:55 PM » |
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I've been sick with bronchitis and gotten those things out too... infection always went away within a day or two of getting rid of 'em. Fun.
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« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2008, 11:03:06 PM » |
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I had one of those puppies come out during a bad sinus infection. They are called Muci Globi and are usually home to a small family of African pygmies...swear to god.
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« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2008, 11:12:21 PM » |
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When I got to the part about dry heaving I lost it and couldn't get over that sentence. ROFL  |
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« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2008, 12:45:55 AM » |
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Pix of globs plz
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« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2008, 04:57:50 AM » |
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Screenshot or it didn't happen!
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« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2008, 11:10:12 AM » |
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you guys are setting up a bad precedence here......if I start posting everything you might be blinded
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« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2008, 12:01:02 PM » |
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someone needs to bump the cherry story, there's a pic in there.
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« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2008, 01:34:49 PM » |
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In the name of Science, and on behalf of everyone here or not here, I request that you, Red Goddamn Dawn, carry a camera or camera equivalent with you at all times and record your horrible and disturbing illnesses whenever they occur and present them to us here. We all look forward to it and TMI thread #4.
For no information is too much information.
This also goes for you other sick bastards, should you be willing and able.
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