I will not be going down under any time soon

[thrun]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?view=DETAILS&grid=&xml=/earth/2008/10/22/easpider122.xml

[Snackcakes]

recylced and obligatory pic.

fuck spiders.

aussie chicks with accents are still hot though.

gotta weigh the pros and cons there, thrun.

[Nightstalker]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2008/10/09/eamouse109.xml

[Jim Tressel]

That's some fucking Indiana Jones spider shit.  Fuck Australia!

[Grimsweeper]

in australia, you're not a man until you can befriend the underground Spider peoples and live amongst them.

but seriously, if you do see a golden orb web, you run like fuck. you run, and you do not look back.

[Snackcakes]

grimey is like our american ambassador in Aussie land. Hey can you ship me a boomerang?

and Hot aussie chick.

[Grimsweeper]

boomerangs are weapons dude, so no. not without the correct paperwork anyway.

sure. legal paperwork not so much an issue with the women, just enough proof that you can feed them once a week and provide enough alcohol to sustain them.

[thrun]

and Hot aussie chick.

I'll take two please, the crazier the better.  

[Grimsweeper]

it's your funeral.

[Jim Tressel]

I think the verdict is in:  I will never go to Australia.  Too much shit that can kill you there.  I prefer being at the top of the food chain over here in North America.

[Grimsweeper]

dylan moran said it best.

"located 3/4 of a mile from the sun, people audibly crackling as you pass them by. and when they're not being burnt to a crisp, they're flinging themselves into the sea. which is almost entirely populated by things designed to kill you; sharks, jellyfish, swimming knives..."

I don't fully understand the thought process that went from "Penal Colonies/Prison Settlements to Lovely place to live and raise small, defenseless children"

[Ellanorah]

*girls camp

we adopted a spider, or it adopted us, as it decided to sleep and hang around on the outside of our tent

we called him Crazy legs joe

*same girls camp

snake in one of the toilets....happened to be the one i used, before i realised there was a snake in there...found out after, and said "meh"

*random time at home

i stuck my hand into one of my drawers to get something out, touched one of those huge spiders and freaked out...

o yeah, don't come to aussiland, everything will kill you

[ch0wdah]

We have bad spiders in US of A.

Well, bad movies about spiders.  Who bite people.  And turn them into the worst movie since Pearl Harbor.

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[Ellanorah]

spiders as big as your hand bad, or just badass mofo's?

[Redbear8]

We used to shoot big ass spiders when rabbit hunting in central Texas. Granted, they weren't poisonous, but still bigger than your hand.