Moderator, please delete this post ASAP.
PS- I hate you.
PSS- I was thinking more along the lines of
http://www.almostdiamonds.com/ , which goes along nicely with
http://www.nomarriage.com/.
Edit: Every male should read that
www.nomarriage.com site. For serious. One excerpt testimonial:
I can remember my last blowjob like it was yesterday. Actually it was six years ago the day before I got married. Sex then was four to five times a week. Now I have a four year old son who sleeps in my bed with my wife more nights a week than I do. Sex now maybe once a month. Triple that for vacation sex. I have noticed that the rate goes up for a short period of time but drops off quickly when large purchases are made (house, Landrover, shopping sprees, new floors, etc). I am thirty eight, not happy, and slowly methodically plotting my way out. I always love the look in the eyes of my friends who say that won't happen to them.