This is what happens when children have free access to web-cams. His parents are really the ones who should be punished -- make 'em watch this crap hour after hour as their penance. Maybe hit 'em with a rolled up newspaper for good measure, like you were scolding a dog.
And for f**k's sake, take the damned camera away from this mattress stain.
hmmm he seems to slightly touched by the tardness
I think Sythic hit it on the head.