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[Snackcakes]

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You: hey hey
Stranger: hi (:
Stranger: how are you?
You: doing great, you?
Stranger: good (:
Stranger: where are you from?
You: awesome, so what are you up to?
Stranger: just talking everything
You: talking about what
Stranger: about hippies and dreadlocks (:
You: ahhh i don't know any hippies and don't have and dreadlocks. you should prob cut your dreadlocks and get a real job. become a productive member of society
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[thrun]

Stranger: hi
You: you aren't a cop are you?
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[Stallionite]

I just wasted 10s of my life...

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You: Say Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: This is stupid
Stranger: what? Omegle?
You: exatly

[Varg]

Stranger: hi
You: you aren't a cop are you?
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+1

[thrun]

You: why is blackie lawless so damn awesome?
Stranger: Could be the pants
You: best answer yet
You: well the only answer
Stranger: out of?
Stranger: there you go
You: but that puts you in a strong running
You: thanks
Stranger: I like winning

[Liladia]

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Stranger: hi
You: hello?
Stranger: girl?
You: do you like pancakes? I like pancakes
Stranger: i like
Stranger: em vai toma no cu
You: what language is that?
Stranger: portuguese
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[Reddawn]

Blackie Lawless fucks like a beast

[Reddawn]

thrun you shouldn't post blackie lawless pics...he said this:

In November 2008 he endorsed John McCain in the Presidential election saying, "I will vote for McCain, not because I believe in all he stands for, but as a mandate against Obama, to keep him from becoming President. Yes, I will cling to my guns and my religion, and continue to believe in the Constitution, the Cornerstone of our society and trust that this is STILL a "Government of the People, By the People, For the People"."

[Varg]

who cares.

IM A WILD CHILD.... I WANT YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUU

[Varg]

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: rebecka?
You: Hey!
You: how did you know it was me?
Stranger: oh!
Stranger: great!
Stranger: i miss u so much!
You: thats crazy
Stranger: how r u
You: i miss you too
Stranger: how do u think 春哥纯爷们
You: what?
You: 2 legit
Stranger: no
Stranger: i dont know that
You: 2 legit to quit
Stranger: so ask u if u know wat meaning
You: hey HAAAAAAAY
Stranger: wat?
You: gonna make you sweat
You: let the music take control
You: baby
Stranger: oh i dont like that darlin
You: SNAP!
Stranger: oh shit
You: Iv got the power
You: KRS1
Stranger: just do it
You: push it
You: ?
Stranger: im afrid
Stranger: i have to leave
You: p-p-p-p-p-push it real good
Stranger: rebecka bye
You: im not tryin to hear that see
Stranger: love u !
You: iv got a man
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[Reddawn]

Varg...you better learn to always bet on black

[Garenth]

Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: from?
You: USA, u?
Stranger: fin
You: the end?
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[Varg]

3790 users onlinethe Funadvice Traffic ExchangeConnecting to server...
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Stranger: You arrive at a small village by a river. There is a tavern, an armoury store and a place to eat nearby. At the northern end of the village is a grassy path leading to the forest.
You: i walk toward the tavenr
You: tavern
Stranger: There is a smell of smoke and beer coming out from the tavern door. Inside you can hear laughter.
You: i open the door
Stranger: As you enter, the locals stop talking and put down their drinks, as if waiting for a response.
You: I look around, Hello?
Stranger: The woman behind the bar snaps her fingers in your direction. "You lost or somethin'?"
You: umm, can i get a beer?
Stranger: She looks at your tattered clothes and pours a cold drink. "This one's on the house"
You: thank you. What is the name of this place?
Stranger: "You're in Zahanas, but I can't tell you what your business is."
You: Is there any work for me in Zahanas?
Stranger: "You want work? Round up some men and take down that beast in the forest!"
You: A beast? I can take down this beast!
You: I leave the tavern and go to the armoury store
Stranger: The pub is filled with laughter at your accusation. One man gets up and drunkenly shouts at you "Where you been' comin' from to say a stoopid thing like that...where you from?"
Stranger: The armoury store is empty, its owner is absent but all the items are still in place.
You: are there any good weapons?
Stranger: You look around, there is a large axe in a glass container behind the counter. It is the largest weapon in the store.
You: anything to smash the glass with ?
Stranger: As you browse the weapons, a local man walks into the shop. Noticing it is only you and him, he gets ideas. "What say we take this place for all its worth?"
You: lets to do it ! grab all you can
You: now lets go back to that damn tavern
Stranger: You run out of the armoury store and scatter across the town. Before you enter the tavern, your accomplice asked "What is your name
You: My name is Blackie Lawless
Stranger: "Nevermind my name for now, let's go inside"
You: I bust down the tavern door with my axe, point at the bartender and tell that bitch to put some Manowar on. I then demand some topless beerwenches to poor beer off there tits on into my mouth. Make it so number 1!
You: Where is Thrun at?
Stranger: All of a sudden, 20 Playboy Playmates walk in!
Stranger: LET'S GET THIS PARTAY STARTED BRAHS!
You: By Thruns Beard! Those are some big titties
You: !
You: Where is the manowar beer wench?!
Stranger: Game's over now man

[thrun]

Flattery will get you everywhere. 

[Ellanorah]

hahaha...omg

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Stranger: NO
You: no, whadda mean no
Stranger: i mean i wont have sex with oyu
You: hahaha, i wasn't offering
Stranger: orly?
Stranger: cause you should see my bod
Stranger: it would chage your mind
You: wait, are you offering?
Stranger: im hot shit
Stranger: ask
Stranger: asl
You: 23/f/aus
Stranger: 21 f usa
Stranger: you a dyke?
You: no
Stranger: wanna have sexx anyway
You: zomg...
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ever fucked a girl?
You: no...not planning on starting either
You: although
Stranger: you should
Stranger: ...
You: nah.
You: you're too old
Stranger: your older than me
Stranger: you life them young?
Stranger: like
You: o yeah
You: young and pliable
You: so i can bend them to my will
Stranger: i lied about my age
Stranger: im 14
Stranger: ...
You: *gets whip*
Stranger: yesssss
Stranger: please
You: wait...its no fun if you enjoy it