Thrun or Snacks or whoever.

[Nightstalker]

I forgot who it was, but someone a while back was talking about his friend or something, getting a divorce from some chick.

Well anyways whoever it was, was curious about talking to the X- girlfriend's cousin (Keri on Myspace) about finding out if she was cheating.

I know it's vague, but fuck all that... I believe I found this chick on an amateur site in a topless pic.

I'm almost certain it's her, because on her Myspace she likes to front her junk at angles and with clothes on etc, so I'm acquainted with the features.

I forgot the site, but pretty sure I saved the pic somewhere. Just need to dig it up.

[thrun]

I remember what you are talking about, but I don't think it was me or my racially handy capped friend. 

[Nightstalker]

At any rate I was mistaken, shes not topless. This was the photo in question..

Probably an earlier version if her, as since she's added some weight and tattoos

[thrun]

Sweet merciful Jesus. 

[Nightstalker]

BTW living in Ohio, she's a Notre Dame fan.

[thrun]

yeah that would work well,


"Uh..  My warcraft guild is stalking you because of your bangin' titties and hot ass hips.   Wanna hang out?" 


Give me the link to her profile, I have another 20 minutes on my lunch break and wouldn't mind rubbing one out. 

[Nightstalker]

Dude, she's got it on private. Also she's gained some weight since then, but im sure still she has some pics from earlier.

Besides, I'm pretty sure I took her off friends list some time ago.

I suppose I could get back in there, and upload some pics, but perv trolling isn't my forte, so you'll have to make an offering to get me motivated

[thrun]

get me her phone number and I will get you a pair of Glen Beck's boxers. 

(I keed I keed)

[Nightstalker]

dude, you should just message her for an invite. Don't you kind of know her anyways?


Just say you saw her on one of those "people you might know" list, and talk it up.

You can make up some shit about yall were talking about football, because Tressel's job is in jeopardy because he sucks, and that brought up Notre Dame and how Charlie Wies is going to get fired, and you heard her name mentioned some how discussing Notre Dame or something.

She's pretty easy going about chat, and is favorable to padding her friends count, so im sure she would add you. She's into tats and old nostalgia style, such as 50's cars, and rock such as Elvis etc. She's currently got a BF fyi.

I'm sure thats enough to piece together a Trojan horse. I had absolutely nothing to go on except my sweet looking pics, and then I was in like Flynn, so you should be ok.

And then whatever you do from there, be it move in on her boyfriends territory, or spank it to her library of pics, which have her breasts hanging out is entirely up to you.

She even succumbed to my request to post some pics of her ass, so there will be a few of those in the catalogue as well. I'm an ass man myself, and before I arrived on the scene she didnt have any up, so you can thank me later.

Oh, her handle is Keri Dangerous.

[thrun]

I've fucked enough rock-a-billy wanna be pin up queens to know they are trouble, and I don't want to deal with it.  Thanks for killing what boner I could have had. 

[Nightstalker]

lol, who says you have to deal with it? just rub one out to her pics and be done with it.

[Jim Tressel]

man, this has turned into a sad display. 

[Nightstalker]

You are just whats called "jealous"

[Jim Tressel]

'fraid not.  I've got a beautiful girlfriend of 6.5 years with no signs of marriage in sight.  I have no reason to harbor jealousy.

[Redbear8]

'fraid not.  I've got a beautiful girlfriend of 6.5 years with no signs of marriage in sight.  I have no reason to harbor jealousy.

You just can't see the signs...